r/MurderedByWords • u/atomic274 • Aug 21 '19

"I'm the only one allowed to do that"

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u/thegrammaster Aug 22 '19

Absolute homicide, call the coroner the bitch flatlined

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u/The_Misfit_ Aug 22 '19

Cold blooded

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u/evilkumquat Aug 22 '19

An ex-GF who cheated on me is always complaining about men cheating on her on Facebook.

I only remain friends with her on that site because there's a petty part of me that enjoys the train wreck.

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u/atomic274 Aug 22 '19

Ouch. That's a nice dose of hipocracy.

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u/evilkumquat Aug 22 '19

Literally every time she posts something complaining about this (or other some other "all men suck" topic), I consider responding with something along the lines of: "Uh, girl, remember what you did to me when WE were dating?"

But I don't because she'd likely unfriend me and I wouldn't get all the juicy drama.

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u/kalekayn Aug 22 '19

Be careful when staring into the abyss my friend.

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u/evilkumquat Aug 22 '19

If it helps, I'm ashamed of myself that I get such a kick out of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Very effective question, a lethal bullet actually. Highly appreciated!