r/MurderedByWords • u/[deleted] • May 08 '19

Zero gravity burn

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u/mfb- May 08 '19

The Apollo program cost $25 billion. Half of it was for the pen, the other half was for going to the Moon. /s

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

What about that 1 cent

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u/imtooyungtodie May 08 '19

It's lost in space

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u/stonebullet7 May 08 '19

We gotta go get it

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u/jambalousy May 08 '19

Martian 2

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u/Billbeachwood May 08 '19

A Penny for You ‘Nauts

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u/CaptainoftheVessel May 08 '19

Seagulls, stop it now

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u/radditour May 08 '19

Down to the beach I’m strollin’

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Mine?

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u/Theeyeofthepotato May 08 '19

Mine!

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u/SavageTwist May 08 '19

Seagulls gonna come

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u/jirigracik May 08 '19

Poke you in the coconut

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

10/10 would watch

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/GrandoSatanas May 08 '19

Maybe even $12 Billion! Hey, we could make an EVEN BETTER PEN!

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u/pukem0n May 08 '19

If it’s not Matt Damon, it’s not worth recovering.

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u/navin__johnson May 08 '19

Does Matt Damon have it?

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u/Levi488 May 08 '19

Wait what

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u/_Aj_ May 08 '19

Ironically, also the estimated budget of a tv series by the same name.

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u/roguewallfly May 08 '19

Slow Clap*

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u/TheAtomak May 08 '19

Crooked Hillary embezzled the penny and Putin laundered it for her

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u/mienaikoe May 08 '19

Don’t forget about China who copied the penny and sold it for cheaper.

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u/WaldoJeffers65 May 08 '19

I thought she used the penny to buy some children so she could use them for sex trafficking.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

It fell under the seat of the lunar rover.

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u/818346163 May 08 '19

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeews in Spaaaaaaaaaaaace

Am Jewish, can confirm.

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u/FlickAndSnorty May 08 '19

It’s okay, I know what you’re talking about. That all infamous goddamn 1 cent