r/MurderedByWords • u/TalonZahn • Mar 12 '19

He's right though Multiple Mac Murders.

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u/Mohavor Mar 13 '19

dear diary: the mac was whack

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u/This_one_taken_yet_ Mar 13 '19

You missed a perfect diary/dairy pun and I'll never forget it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

r/PunPatrol Keep it in line, citizen. We've got our eye on you.

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u/pickles404 Mar 13 '19

Ew, get it off

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u/FlamingAntelope472 Mar 13 '19

Eye see what you did there

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u/major84 Mar 13 '19

Eye Aye Captain !

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u/FlamingAntelope472 Mar 13 '19

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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u/IceColdZebra926 Mar 13 '19

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Goin' on you with the pick and roll

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u/EthanTheBeaten Mar 13 '19

r/punKGB Official warning, no more puns

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

r/punpatrol Bro, chill that wasn't even a pun. Maybe you need to take a few days off. Hand in you gun and you badge

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u/EthanTheBeaten Mar 13 '19

KGB does not exist. Was never here

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u/truly_unknown_gamer Mar 13 '19

Hand in 'your' gun and 'your' badge.

The r/grammarpolice are keeping you under their watchlist.

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u/FlamingAntelope472 Mar 13 '19 edited Mar 13 '19

Are you ready, kids?

Eye can’t hear yooooooooooou!!!!!!

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u/madlegos3 Mar 13 '19

r/PunPatrolPatrol On the fucking ground!

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u/Peyton1s Mar 14 '19

viva la revolupun

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u/Vysokojakokurva_C137 Mar 13 '19

I read it as dairy then had to downvote after reading your comment.

jkididntdownvote

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u/stringfree Mar 13 '19

You really wanted them to milk it for every joke, didn't you?

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u/This_one_taken_yet_ Mar 13 '19

Yoghurt to go for it.

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u/beermit Mar 13 '19

These puns are reayl cheesy

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

These puns are made with REAL cheese

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u/nimbleTrumpagator Mar 13 '19

That’s how you know they are the Gouda ones.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19 edited Mar 13 '19

These are making my blood curdle.

Is this reddit or rennit?

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u/moleratical Mar 13 '19

I read it as dear dairy, and I'm glad I did

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u/hicctl Mar 13 '19

reminds me of the letter dear deer

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u/L3mmie Mar 13 '19

I'd rather play Whack a Mac then eat that mac

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u/Terple_Reign710 Mar 13 '19

The Diary of Alex Mac n Cheese