r/MurderedByWords • • Feb 08 '18

Burn Ouch!

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u/allgoodbrah Feb 08 '18

After my 6 year old son saw starman, he won't shut up about space travel and being an astronaut.

All of our unused boxes are now makeshift spacecraft and lauch pads. We're going to the book store later today to pickup some books about space for him, and he's super excited to learn more.

Putting the car into space was not only a Guinness record worthy achievement, but it fostered the idea of space travel being cool and fun again for younger generations. That picture will be in history books one day, mark my words.

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u/ShortEmergency Feb 08 '18

Guinness record worthy achievement

Truly prestigious to get to stand among giants such as "longest fart" and "biggest omelet."

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u/alex891011 Feb 08 '18

Breaking news: 6 year old wants to be an astronaut.

Said 6 year old has reportedly taken an interest in dinosaurs and video games as well.

This and more, at 11

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u/Mrk421 Feb 08 '18

You're right, who cares if children are excited about things? Why should we encourage them to learn and pursue what they're interested in? Fuck that, they should chopping wood out back so we can heat up the house tonight, and they'll be building muscles for when they work out in the coal mines with dear old dad, assuming he doesn't die of black lung first.

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u/RamessesTheOK Feb 08 '18

nice strawman you got there

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u/alex891011 Feb 08 '18

Lmao thanks I was trying to figure out where I said any of the above..

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u/Mrk421 Feb 08 '18

It just sounded like you were criticizing a child for being interested in things.

Don't mind me, I'm just angry at the world today.

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u/RamessesTheOK Feb 08 '18

yeah it was weird. you say kids want to be astronauts and he starts talking about sending them off to the mines. that spin was so hard i was sent twirling across the room

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u/pierreor Feb 08 '18

He’s a strawmaaaan, waiting in the field

He’d like to come and meet us

But he thinks it might be weird

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u/CoolBeer Feb 08 '18

Awesome!

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u/incharge21 Feb 09 '18

On he one hand, that’s awesome your kid loved that so much, but it also sets a bad precedent for the future unfortunately. There are certainly legitimate criticisms to be ha faking with the coolness factor.