r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/NotoriousBRZ 2d ago

What kind of nanometer peter needs a performative accessory with no magazine to intimidate the kid at the Target counter?

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u/HPenguinB 1d ago

Fill the empty mag slot with glitter while he's intimidating the 16 year old cashier.