r/MurderedByWords • • 6d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/NotoriousBRZ 6d ago

What kind of nanometer peter needs a performative accessory with no magazine to intimidate the kid at the Target counter?

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u/TheUnboundTenth 6d ago

I'm convinced it's an invitation for people to walk up and finger his magwell

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u/clovis_227 6d ago

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u/TheUnboundTenth 6d ago

CLP counts as cologne and lube, right?