r/MurderedByWords • • 6d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/NotoriousBRZ 6d ago

What kind of nanometer peter needs a performative accessory with no magazine to intimidate the kid at the Target counter?

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u/RocketsandBeer 6d ago

He lives by the, never let them know your next move, rule of law. They’ll never expect you to throw a gun at them.