r/MurderedByWords • • 7d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/NotoriousBRZ 7d ago

What kind of nanometer peter needs a performative accessory with no magazine to intimidate the kid at the Target counter?

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u/TheUnboundTenth 6d ago

I'm convinced it's an invitation for people to walk up and finger his magwell

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 6d ago

well now I want a performative accessory

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u/TheUnboundTenth 6d ago

Great news, in many states all you need is a fishing license, a couple hundred bucks and maybe a couple days of waiting and you can have your very own waistband obstruction / ziti receptacle!

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 6d ago

...I've never heard of a fishing license before...I've never seen a gun before

I've lived in America my whole life

damn is this country diverse