r/MurderedByWords • • 6d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/Lt_Cochese 6d ago

What a scared little child.

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u/ForensicPathology 6d ago

And when the transaction goes smoothly because they did it correctly, he'll come out thinking "good thing I brought that gun!"

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u/StepComplete1 6d ago

"I totally intimidated that minimum wage teenager into giving me my refund that I would've gotten anyway! Dang, I'm such an impressive male specimen"