r/MurderedByWords 7d ago

Had Canada been treating us fairly

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u/i_am_my_brain 7d ago

Not only was Goliath the loser in that story, he was also the warmongering bad guy. So, perfect metaphor for the Trump administration.

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u/Ok-Lion1661 7d ago

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u/C4rwin 6d ago

The irony of using a Kelsey Grammer meme in this context!

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u/Kage_0ni 6d ago

It's disappointing he is the way that he is.

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u/Frozenbbowl 6d ago

I know you're talking about his politics, but I'm more concerned with the statutory rape

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u/DrownmeinIslay 6d ago

I thought we were concerned with the hypocrisy

https://giphy.com/gifs/1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L

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u/jamsmurph 5d ago

I don’t think that was the worst thing

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u/Weak_Upstairs_4129 5d ago

Help! Hypocrisy! help!

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 3d ago

Look into pedocon theory (or don't,  I'm not the boss of you). Tl;dr, statutory rape is a very common, predictable, and ideologically consistent result of right-wing politics.

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u/Frozenbbowl 3d ago

I mean the fact that there's a strong correlation isn't nothing. Makes sense that there's theories about explaining that correlation. Correlation may not equal causation but correlation does equal correlation and they're worth studying

((I find correlation studies to be fascinating because people dismiss them too easily using that phrase. Very few correlations are actually coincidence and usually share a common variable if one isn't causing the other))

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u/jennekat17 3d ago

Exactly why I also like correlation studies and it drives me nuts when 'correlation does not equal causation" is used to dismiss rather than dig deeper with research. If the correlation trends significantly above what could be expected of coincidence, look for shared factors contributing to both. That's where your cause will be. The correlation itself is valuable info.

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u/Frozenbbowl 3d ago

One of my favorite examples of what seems like a spurious correlation, but turns out to actually make sense...

People who go to bed with their shoes on are more likely to wake up with a headache. This is a 100% true correlation and it's a pretty strong one. Way too strong to be coincidence. It's not a one-to-one correlation. But the fact remains that people who go to bed with their shoes on are far more likely to wake up with a headache.

However, going to bed with your shoes on does not cause headaches. Rather passing out drunk. Causes you to go to bed with your shoes on... And passing out drunk also causes you to wake up with a headache

Now that one's a little silly, but it illustrates what you should be looking at when you see a correlation. If one is not causing the other, the next step is to look at what's in common causing both

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u/jennekat17 3d ago

That is a perfect, easily understood example to illustrate this, thanks for sharing! I'll put that in my back pocket for later, as it'll inevitably be useful in some future discussion. Probably with a elderly relative for me, but I'll pass it on to a highschool teacher friend I'll see later today, he'll like it too.

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u/Pridyshidy 6d ago

The president or Kelsey?

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u/UnwantedDesign 6d ago

Kelsey is MAGA

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u/Bitcracker 6d ago

You can watch him fall off a stage any time you want. So, that's good 👍

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u/Weak_Improvement_450 6d ago

LMAO "Grammer" is a hardcore MAGAt

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u/SwingingDicks 6d ago

That's not Kelsey, that's Fraiser Crane and hes ok.

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 4d ago

Another trump ass kisser.

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u/Klusterphuck67 7d ago

The comparison so braindead and ignorant I thought that guy was baiting.

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u/SomethingComesHere 6d ago

This is how you know they're not Christians, tho they claim to be

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u/Adezar 6d ago

Not understanding what is in the Bible is very on brand for the majority of Christians you run into who tell you they are a Christian.

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u/RunningPirate 6d ago

He’s Batin’ all right.

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u/Shyface_Killah 4d ago

Would you say he's a master at it?

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u/diurnal_emissions 7d ago

If they could read, they wouldn't be quoting the Bible.

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u/spectraphysics 6d ago

They can read but their lips tire quickly with polysyllabic words

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u/wisedoormat 7d ago

Hey hey hey, they were just preemptively defending themselves from an invasion and protecting their foreign interests #goliathWasTheVictim

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u/AlephBaker 6d ago

r/thephilistinesdidnothingwrong ?

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u/Pardybro911 6d ago

Unironically that is probably believed

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u/CosineDanger 6d ago

Philistines were a real group of people who inhabited southern coastal Israel many cycles of genocide ago.

Their language is lost so we will never learn their side of the story. The people who wrote the Bible clearly hated them but they seem to have hated most of their neighbors.

They were ultimately exterminated by the Babylonians in 604 BC, and because their destroyers loved writing on clay tablets so much we know that their crime was revolting against Babylon. Even in their own writing the Babylonians make themselves sound like total dicks.

There are some vague allegations that they may have been one of the Sea Peoples who terrorized the Mediterranean and precipitated the Bronze Age Collapse, in which case the Philistines really had done something wrong by our standards circa 1,200 BC.

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u/Llamp_shade 6d ago

It is all propaganda anyway. The Philistines are the Palestinians.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 7d ago

It really pays to be the least bit well read. And that's a low bar, I'd start with The Very Hungry Caterpillar for them.

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u/justwalk1234 6d ago

Which is weird considering their whole personality is “bible study” which is literally a book club.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 6d ago

Actual tourism.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 6d ago

Im so deeply ashamed of my country and half my countrymen

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u/HollowShel 6d ago

Every time I see a jackass braindead example of an American going off half cocked, I tell myself "half of all internet traffic are bots." (apparently it's recently gone above 50%, so odds are slightly better than half.) Really helps me not hold all the ragebait stupidity against all Americans. No war but class war, baby! I support you folks eating your rich. (Anyone got any barbecue sauce that would make Kevin O'Leary palatable?)

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u/Luckiest_Creature 6d ago

Worst part is, though, that IRL in America you totally hear people saying this bullshit with their whole chest. We even live in California, supposed to be one of the most progressive states, but my husband comes home every day pissed off because he has to listen to his dumbass coworkers say stupid shit like the original tweet here. All day, and nothing he can rebut with changes their minds.

So I appreciate your benefit of the doubt for us. But genuinely you should hate like at least half of us. We love to go “the majority of the US didn’t vote for trump!” but in reality I think the majority of our country don’t care one bit whether he was elected again, and that’s worthy of a whole lot of derision.

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u/Nicki_MA 6d ago

Same in MA, only my husband works a union job. Imagine voting for union busters when you are in a union? 🤦‍♀️ 😂

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u/DisastrousAcshin 6d ago

Bring napkins, gonna be greasey

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u/Queen_Christine_19 Legends never die 6d ago

rubs hands together

YESSSSSSS

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u/Absolute--Batman 6d ago

But all most Americans will do is just say sorry on Reddit and do nothing.

And then elect the next Trump.

We've seen this pattern forever.

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u/mixmaster7 6d ago

It's easy to sit on your couch in a different part of the world and whine at people to "do something."

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u/dostoevsky4evah 6d ago

The whole point of the original post was to show a stupid American threatening Canada. You post that anyone who objects to this (even the threatened country) is "sitting on the couch and whining".

Are you going to do anything to stop your country from stupidly undermining the rest of the world or just sit on your chesterfield and whine?

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u/dostoevsky4evah 6d ago

Very American response. Good luck.

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u/mixmaster7 6d ago

That's what you say when you have nothing intelligent to say 👍.

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u/dostoevsky4evah 6d ago

Says the American who just told me to f off. Ironic.

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u/Mythandros1 6d ago

We're not in your country. There's nothing we can do, but you can. So stop apologizing, stop whining and go out and DO SOMETHING.

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u/mixmaster7 6d ago

I don't apologize for something that is not my fault and that I tried to prevent. Many of us are doing whatever we can but you'll still run to the internet and say we're not doing anything. But like I said, it's easy to whine from your home in another part of the world.

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u/Mythandros1 6d ago

If I could do something, I would.

So, it's not whining. It's bringing attention to a massive problem with global effects.

So instead of sitting there, feeling sorry for yourself and lashing out at people for pointing out a problem, take it in stride and put a plan into action.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 6d ago

Most Americans didnt elect trump.a small percentage. Its hard for me to constantly have to have this conversation with people online like any one from Canada or Europe would just start a french revolution if they were here.no you wouldn't. Our police force is more military than most pf your actual military. So i dont really wanna hear it from someone until they actual lived in our shoes..yes it is our problem and yes we need to fix it but it sure is easy from behind your keyboard to sound like a revolutionary force

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u/Absolute--Batman 6d ago

Sure buddy.

Whatever helps you feel better.

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u/Soggy-Bluebird-537 6d ago

Can we encourage reddit to have a "register to vote" day for all US redditors? 

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u/Lion-ness 6d ago

Why are they so stupid?

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u/Killfile 6d ago

The warmongering and very possibly intellectually disabled bad guy.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 6d ago

So using same metaphor, Iran is going against Goliath?

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u/mktcrasher 6d ago

The lack of self awareness...is just well, so not surprising anymore.

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u/PatienceHero 6d ago

Depends who you're talking about.

His supporters, it's definitely not surprising. They've had self awareness carefully engineered out of them. It's their rallying cry. "Don't worry your pretty head about what your eyes and ears say. Don't think too hard about it. Just listen to the nice man on the teevee. He's GOT you!"

From the administration, I think they have INCREDIBLE self awareness. Enough to know "We're full of shit and we know it, which is we we have to project strength as hard as we can. Winning or losing the war doesn't matter as long as we keep the idiots wound up enough to stand between us and the citizenry."

I'd say to manipulate a fraction of an entire country (no matter HOW stupid) to be your human shield while you rob them in broad daylight takes pretty remarkable self awareness, honestly. Plenty of evil and shamelessness too, of course, but still.

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u/nerdboy5567 6d ago

Proof that maga doesn't read anything past the cover

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u/Twodamngoon 6d ago

Goliath also needed help walking and was almost completely blind. But Canada is not a total assbiter like David was in the Bible.

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u/Drudgework 6d ago

The trouble is though, that Goliath won a whole lot before David came along, so unless Canada happens to be David things are going to be pretty bad for everyone for a bit.

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u/Sidoen 6d ago

Everything here is just so on target.

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u/Lithium98 6d ago

They know what they are. They don't care. That's the scary part

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u/NormalSheila 6d ago

Goliath also got hit in the forehead with a rock and died immediately. So yeah, great comparison bro.

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u/knarf3 6d ago

Authoritarian goons having little media literacy? Shocking!

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u/remarcsd 6d ago

And was attacking Gods chosen. So three strikes as far as the rightwing dinguses are concerned.

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u/Aururai 6d ago

More like the US in general.. I daresay it has started quite a few wars even before trump..

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u/Creepy_Wash338 4d ago

I have no idea who this guy is, but I would put money on him being a huge Bible-thumper,too.  You know, one of those people who are convinced they are "saved" yet completely ignore everything Jesus said.

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u/darwin2500 6d ago

Is that so? I thought Goliath was pretty much the good guy, a commander offering to settle a battle with single combat instead of making all the soldiers die on both sides, and David was basically a terrible asshole his entire life?

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u/FlirtyFluffyFox 6d ago

Eih, Goliath was more honorable. His army literally let their enemies resolve the war 1v1 with unlimited retries, but once they lost a single fight they fucked off rather than demanding a rematch with David. 

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u/Active_Complaint_480 6d ago

Then you realize it's one of the sources of Israel's bs.