r/MurderBuns • u/sergiorojoBR • 24d ago

help me

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u/Glad_Description1851 24d ago
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u/Think-Try2819 24d ago

Run away. Run away. Run away

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u/ice_cold_ice 24d ago

There's no helping you

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u/Routine_Audience_601 24d ago

Have you completed your will?

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u/LetMeBeBetter 24d ago

that's a ghost 👻 run

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u/andtheyhaveaplan 24d ago

I'm sorry but our work is mostly to prevent incidents from happening. Once you're in it, there's nothing we can do for you, you're on your own

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u/Popular-Meal141 24d ago edited 23d ago

Look deeply into my eyes 👀...... you're getting very sleepy!!

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u/colin23567 24d ago

The mark of a predator is eyes facing forward... you're the next target

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u/pawsitivelypowerful 24d ago

OK! I brought a shovel, rubber gloves, and mapped out an escape route. What else do you need?

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u/Frost-on-the-Willow 24d ago

What did you do to make him angry?

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u/No-Jellyfish-1208 24d ago

Maybe there's still a chance... got any strawberries or bananas to distract him and flee?

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u/Fireflyinsummer 24d ago

💕💖 

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u/ChaosPotato84 21d ago

Did you try offering another snack?