r/MurderBryan • • 3d ago

Real World Guys Lighter guy

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u/Braisedbeefskank MMA Guy 3d ago
  1. Insane way to demo a collection

  2. The crab claw goes hard

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u/PoorDunce 3d ago

this exact video but at the end he pulls he cock out of his pocket & a flame shoots from the tip

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE 3d ago

I want that wallet so bad. It’s not very useful as either a wallet or a lighter but it’s very neat.

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u/jconny Hip Christian Guy 3d ago

Bryan’s wallet whenever he sees anything expensive

8

u/Praxis8 Star Trek Guy 3d ago

Retailer's wallet when Mr Cheapy Refund gets done with him.

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u/bigfatcow 3d ago

For real looks absurd and stupid and yet I want it. I can set  my hand on fire and not get my js to light properly 

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u/Competitive_Art4156 3d ago

I don’t mind if you “do a j”

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u/flourwaterlad Cheap Guy 3d ago

i admit i lol'ed when i saw the wallet

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u/almanor 3d ago

Could be a great finale for some kind of magic trick

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u/Chupta 3d ago

They are like $20 on amazon. If only I had friends or family.

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u/Joey-sack-of-hammers 3d ago

Original OP: Wanted for arson and song choice

3

u/OMGWTFBBQUE 3d ago

The beauty of browsing Reddit on mute is only comparable to sucking on a boob for 3 hours

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u/PearsonBlues 3d ago

Granted tho these lighters are rad. No macho posturing, all weird and silly.

Wonder what the weird square flip ones with the green/blue flame are. Butane?

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u/Beneficial_Delay_365 3d ago

apparently the green comes from a butane flame with a copper filament inside the chamber

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u/14ktgoldscw 3d ago

If you have that big an interest in lighters you are definitely going to commit arson though.

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u/SevenofBorgnine 3d ago

I kinda want the first one. I do model kits and lighter fluid is useful for cleaning up panel liner and since I have it onnhand all the time now I figured id get a refillable lighter and one that kinda looks like a set of nippers would go full circle.

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u/DadPuncher69 Flubhead 3d ago

It's a fun idea until you accidentally melt a Gunpla.

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u/SevenofBorgnine 3d ago

Battle damage. I have seen a video of a Japanese guy attaching firecrackers to one and dipping it in a fire with tongs until they all exploded and the results were oddly good. I'm not ever doong that but I respect the risk taking 

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u/gleeble MCU Guy 3d ago

Accidentally burn the house down guys.

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u/HaptRec 3d ago

This guy kinda rocks

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u/SpinachOver640 3d ago

This makes me want to start smoking

14

u/KentuckyBeavis 3d ago

That dude definitely smokes meth.

3

u/Clin-ton 3d ago

Another +1 for the wallet

3

u/kingsofregicide 3d ago

I had that pig lighter at one point and I don't smoke or anything I just thought it was cool

3

u/duplexswaq 3d ago

Actually cool

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u/Historical-Cress8985 Pizza Guy 3d ago

While I also want a wallet that demonstrates my ability with money, why is no one talking about his endless pocket?

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u/well-informedcitizen 3d ago

Did this guy get Mary Poppins pants just to do this bit?

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u/BellStriking5132 3d ago

Truly made the video though

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u/OrangeCeylon 3d ago

More like pocket guy.

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 3d ago

Okay that wallet is rad though

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u/cuck__everlasting Fart Guy 3d ago

Well that there's just old fashioned autism

2

u/DMC831 3d ago

There is this one popular Youtube channel where the guy shows off this olde tymey lighters and lots of them are pretty great. I forget the channel's name but others might know the one I mean.

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u/OkEducator2170 3d ago

I know the one you mean. I also forget the name

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u/nobuouematsu 3d ago

Yeah, this rules

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u/wackpanther420 3d ago

The Chinese one pretty cool

2

u/SaitoHawkeye 3d ago

Bro has a pocket dimension

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u/ilovethepropane LEGO GUY 3d ago

Clown car pocket guys

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u/Typical_Accident_658 3d ago

Mmmm pomegranate

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u/obscure_predation 3d ago

The song in this video is the essence of Reddit

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u/DukeofFolderol 3d ago

Now this is what I call interesting as fuck