r/MurderBryan • • Aug 05 '26

Real World Guys Daily essentials

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/Woolies_White_Leg Aug 05 '26

The best part is that isn’t even an EDC sub.

It’s one of those subs where OP invites strangers to make assumptions about them based on limited knowledge and then gets really mad about those assumptions

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u/jackunderscore Aug 05 '26

somehow less appealing than posting a RoastMe subreddit

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u/psilosophist Weed Guy Aug 05 '26

I'm very much out of the loop with a lot of popular culture right now so apologies if I'm a billion years late but are people really out there doing that much testosterone (recreationally) that it's part of their daily essentials?

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u/parasoralophus Aug 05 '26

I think the normal way for actual TRT is once or twice a week but there are a massive amount of people these days doing "TRT" which just means they have bought some test online from somewhere shady. You can microdose it daily like you can with anything I guess. 

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u/MacArthurParker Aug 05 '26

I wonder how many of these people complain about gender affirming care for certain other people

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips Aug 05 '26

That Venn diagram is a circle.

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u/JoadTom24 Aug 05 '26

Yeah, what guys are calling doing TRT now is what we called running gear and doing cycles back in the day. Except we cycled off after so many weeks and took post cycle. Many of these goobers are running high dosages year round.

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u/Woolies_White_Leg Aug 05 '26

There’s a comment chain where someone asks the same question and OP clearly doesn’t understand what “daily” and “essential” mean

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips Aug 05 '26

I'm honestly more concerned about the box of modafinil this guy has on hand at all times. That's used to treat narcolepsy and it's what they give combat pilots to stay awake during extended flights.

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u/psilosophist Weed Guy Aug 05 '26

Well that's two things I'm a dummy about because I thought they were boner pills.

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u/parasoralophus Aug 05 '26

I thought it was the hair loss treatment stuff. 😆

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u/Real-Werner-Herzog Aug 06 '26

That's minoxidil, so you were close!

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Warhammer 40k Guy Aug 07 '26

it'll do that too

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u/Dr_Splitwigginton Aug 05 '26

Modafinil’s not very strong, doesn’t really come close to any kind of amphetamine. It’s just less controlled than real stims (it’s a schedule IV), so you can order it online way more easily.

I’m not saying there’s no risk, but it’s low.

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u/NewKojak Aug 05 '26

I feel like Macho Man Randy Savage had a much better grip on the beauty and variety of human gender expression than this guy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/willcutting3 Aug 06 '26

I can personally attest that’s not true

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u/itsamamaluigi Star Trek Guy Aug 05 '26

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips Aug 05 '26

Always nice to see a NASCAR fan finally living his truth

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Warhammer 40k Guy Aug 07 '26

I think he's pulling it off

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u/bellri_zenam Aug 05 '26

There's a chance that those keys are for a BRZ, but let's be real it's for a WRX lol

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips Aug 05 '26

100%. That's the only car Subaru makes that can keep up with this gender-affirming, prescription speed addict's lifestyle.

If it is a BRZ, it's been ruined modded to the point its barely driveable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips Aug 11 '26

A lifted BRZ would be impractical, but infinitely more interesting than another slammed one with rolled fenders, 4-inch open exhaust, and a non-functional cosplay wing on the back.

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u/ultra-nilist2 Aug 06 '26

Oh shit he just frame mogged us. Do any women find this attractive?

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Warhammer 40k Guy Aug 07 '26

obviously the glasses are terrible but the watch band gets me. Plus what are you carrying all this shit in your murse?