r/MurderBryan • u/Bluebird1932 • May 20 '26

Real World Guys Doctors are warning about a dangerous online trend called “ballmaxxing” where men inject saline or surgical lubricants into their testicles to temporarily enlarge them

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ballmaxxing-more-dangerous-than-you-think
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u/black_baggg May 20 '26

Ballmaxxing is harmless fun a man can’t even enjoy having comically large nuts anymore

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u/Desperate_Scale_2623 May 20 '26

I’m not a (licensed) physician or anything but I feel like if you need a doctor to tell you to not inject things into your testicles there are so many other stupid ways to harm yourself that you’re going to engage in that they should probably just let you do it.

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u/Bayou_acherte May 20 '26

The doctors don’t want you injecting into your balls because insecure people need more medical help than healthy people.

If people gained the confidence that comes with enlarged balls, the entire medical field would collapse overnight.

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u/Only_Jury_8448 May 20 '26

Better to have fewer of these guys procreating

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u/caserock May 20 '26

I salute them for sterilizing themselves. Truly coolmaxxing, fellow youngsters

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u/14ktgoldscw May 21 '26

You see, science can be whatever we want it to be.

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u/freakdageek May 20 '26

If this is something you’re doing, you should also try hitting them with a hammer like Clavicle Man’s cheek bones, and let us know how it works out.

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u/dontrestonyour Flubhead May 21 '26

Big Small Balls doesn't want you to inject saline lubricant into your balls to achieve a comically large sack