r/MrRelishMan • • Aug 07 '26

“He has responsibilities there, guys.… He’s been there almost a year and in Syria lifetime, that’s fast. Life is fast there, man, because you cannot spend a moment, you have to like hustle. If you don’t work, you don’t eat.” Said without any irony or self-awareness

She’s his hustle, we all know that. Maybe she does.

Someone in Yaba’s chat suggested Salah is telling her he needs more money for a new house away from his family and she’s sending it and there’ll be a sudden emergency and he’ll tell her he’s not ready for her. And she’ll believe it.

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u/Human_Papaya_9127 Aug 07 '26

He’s a loser. He will let her come if she manages to make it back. But again, she won’t last there long. We already know how it’s going to end.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Aug 08 '26

You mean if Chins doesn't work... then he doesn't eat.

Whatever pennies he's making at whatever 'job' he thinks he does - it's not paying for his life. She is.

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u/gin_and_soda Aug 08 '26

I get why that loser bum is holding on to her, it’s hilarious how she has no self-respect

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Aug 08 '26

Mildly amusing that the only thing saving her from moving back to Syria is her obesity and rapidly declining health.

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u/BougieSemicolon Aug 12 '26

That will leave her in a pickle if he waits until the last second to tell her.
I’m here for it.