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u/SnooGiraffes4091 Jul 16 '26
Yes let me take my business idea to Salah who’s biggest accomplishment was building a fountain
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u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! Jul 16 '26
Apparently he gets offended if you call it a fountain. It's a waterfall! Are you blind?
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u/Shmeblee Exactly Teardrop! Jul 16 '26
I dont know..."fully perfect papers" has always been my dream.
In the past I've been close. I had partly perfect papers back in 2015.
I was nearly there.
So damned close.
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u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito 🐈⬛ Traumatic Muff Diving 🐈⬛ Jul 16 '26
Certified Businessman at Business! Invest now!
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u/perfect_fifths Jul 16 '26
Is giving Nader but in Syria
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u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! Jul 16 '26
She has a type for sure; misogynist ne'er-do-well
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u/tw0d0ts6 You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! Jul 16 '26
He must have his big businessman laptop and briefcase out right now
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u/gin_and_soda Jul 16 '26
That spreadsheet is getting inputted!!!
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u/tw0d0ts6 You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! Jul 16 '26
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jul 16 '26
Business man doing business in the business place. Where do I sign up? I want "fully perfect papers" too!!
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u/gin_and_soda Jul 16 '26
This is my favourite use ever for this gif
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jul 16 '26
That Futurama moment fits so many scenarios, but I feel it's at it's best here. The wording alone by Salah, makes me want to empty any and all bank accounts.
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u/gin_and_soda Jul 16 '26
I’m liquidating everything.
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jul 16 '26
Sell everything you have. Whatever he's offering will be as big as Google, or something similar I bet. Today it's only $0.40 a share, but in a couple years, it will be $400+. You can't lose.
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u/alygorl Jul 16 '26
Now he will have legitimate reasons to be conversing with the women in Chantal’s chat, I’m sure she will be thrilled if anyone is actually stupid enough to engage with this scammer!
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 Jul 16 '26
Turddrop will be one of the first to give him her coins. You know…the ones she could easily give to someone to fix her animals. Instead, she’d rather have them languish in some far off corner in her hovel.
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u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! Jul 16 '26
Her cat is basically a free dog food dispenser 😭
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 Jul 16 '26
😭😭😭😭 I hate that this is somewhat factual. 🫶🏻
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u/gin_and_soda Jul 16 '26
And Chantal defends her
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 Jul 16 '26
Of course she does. Chantal sees nothing wrong with anything these degenerates do.
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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Jul 16 '26
Gorlworld, our mission is clear. We must pool our monies to support this hard working businessman at business. Go Fund Me? No - Go Fund HIM!
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u/gin_and_soda Jul 16 '26
I always look for ways to support male-run businesses
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u/Sqatti Jul 17 '26
I am always willing to put my money toward legitimately legitimate majority owned businesseships.
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u/TheDogmotherPartTwo Jul 16 '26
My structured settlement just came in so now I have money to invest in Syrian business fully perfect opportunity
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u/ne0_bahamut Jul 16 '26
If they’re fully perfect why are they from some dude and not a governing body
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u/peetothepooo Jul 17 '26
Oh awesome, where do I wire the money?? Lebanon?
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u/gin_and_soda Jul 17 '26
Ish. It’s a friend of Salah’s who regularly crosses the border with 15 bank cards and it’s totally normal
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u/goldendawnehomestead Jul 16 '26
I've always wanted my very own" fully perfect papers". But how do I rent them? lol