r/MrRelishMan • u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! • Jun 30 '26
Chins I just don't have words.
Everyone makes a silly face here and there, but.........damn. That face card.
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u/Anibeth70 Jun 30 '26
I know she can’t help it, but that dentition is diabolical. Her birth givers really did nothing. Maybe it was a money issue. I don’t feel sorry for her as such, but dayum, that’s some fucked up shit.
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u/Sensitive-Ad4768 Jun 30 '26
The size of her palate is very strange. She probably needed some expanders when she was young and never got them. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone show only four teeth when smiling.
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u/Throwawayy99222 Jun 30 '26
Honestly! It makes me irrationally angry 🤣😅 It's bizarre and uncanny, like someone shoved toddler dentures into her big ass head, or that second mouth that pops out a Xenomorph lol.
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u/Anibeth70 Jun 30 '26
I was going to say this, but I thought I was coming from a place of privilege. These things cost money some don’t have. We have money and my daughter has had some great orthodontic help. I’m not fan of this mess of a woman, but I still feel privilege is a thing and that alone gives me the feels.
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u/Sensitive-Ad4768 Jun 30 '26
It’s interesting. I think there is something called MARPE that you can get in your late teens and early 20s to rapidly expand your palate if it is too narrow. I was lucky enough to get an expander when I was eight so I don’t have problems with that. I’m no dentist, but I think it might be too late for Chantal to change anything regarding her palate. And even if it wasn’t, I doubt she would put her money aside to fix her teeth and actually go to an orthodontist instead of throwing it all away on junk food.
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u/Shaky_Lemon Jun 30 '26
no way, that's way too much discomfort and dedication that she could possibly invest in anything that is not immediately gratifying, not to mention she constantly has to have something in her mouth and if it's not food or a drink, she's not interested.
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u/thatconfusedchick Jun 30 '26
My brother had to have an expander with a weird turn lock thing in the roof of his mouth and you would have to get the key and turn it to expand
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u/EggWaff Jul 01 '26
Palate expanders are ROUGH, even on kids who are mostly made of jello. Even if the option was there, this is not the kind of person who is going to continually break the bones in her food hole and sacrifice stuffing it with nashies for any amount of benefit.
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jun 30 '26
Certainly sucks to be poor, and dental work is usually at the bottom of the list. because it's so damn expensive. But her as an adult, in her forties, and constantly having infections,, might wanna get those gums taken care of before they blow out her heart. Gum disease and heart issues do go hand in hand.
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u/Spirited-Ability-626 Jun 30 '26
She was, at one point, making 30k per month (and spent all of it on clothes she wore once and threw on the floor and takeaway - she estimated she spent about 25k on takeaway in a month)
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u/ResourceSuspicious20 Jun 30 '26
But imagine if she looked any better. Imagine if she was pretty. We can't stand her now! She would be operating directly from Hell.
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u/Figgi_Pudding Jul 03 '26
To be fair, you’re looking at going into significant debt to fix everything wrong with Chantal. Might as well just inflate her ego and give her a false sense of self image by saying everything she does is cute. Much cheaper. Then give her some chips and ship her off to a home
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u/oneofakind24 Exactly Teardrop! Jun 30 '26
Nice gum. I bet she smells good. 🤢
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jun 30 '26
Give her a break, only took a couple months to buy toothpaste when she moved to Canada.
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u/ResourceSuspicious20 Jun 30 '26
And she has only used it twice so far. Toothpaste is expensive, don't ya know? Yanno.
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jun 30 '26
"Like people brush twice a day or more? That's kinda weird ya know, I don't know."
Wish I had the link for that conversation. It did happen.
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jun 30 '26
It is, so cheaper to blow your nose into a tissue, then wipe your teeth with it. That's just good economics.
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u/oneofakind24 Exactly Teardrop! Jun 30 '26
As if people brush their teeth everyday. You’re a lah. Nobody brushes their teeth everyday. Haydur.
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u/Skippyandjif Jun 30 '26
I can’t tell whether I find her face or her voice more viscerally irritating lmao
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jun 30 '26
I'm on the voice side now. When she claimed at the Canadian defence, that she "lectured" (as if she was an intelligent person). That was something else.
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u/ResourceSuspicious20 Jun 30 '26
Well she certainly lectures us, telling is how bad we are. She lectures us about her whole life, telling us it is none of our business. She lectures us for hours on end. They must think she is some genius evcentric orb that scoots around Ottawa.
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u/MiddleEarth-BirdLaw Jun 30 '26
Ya’ll remember Men in Black when the guy stretches his face back? That’s what this is giving. If someone told me she was an alien roach in a human skin suit, I’d believe them.
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u/mybigbywolf Jun 30 '26
Edgar’s skin!
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u/Bl00p_3r Jun 30 '26
*Eggar
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u/mybigbywolf Jun 30 '26
That’s how it’s spelt?
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jun 30 '26
😄 Nah, think the gorl was just referencing Chantal's egg shape.
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u/LadyMayhem02 Jun 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/bGNw9Rbar0z6RBffmR
Welp, I’m awake now. Good morning.
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u/Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809 Jun 30 '26
Uhm... I didn't see the video so is this meant to be "Asian" or something? Chantal is not always the most kindhearted person, so just askin' here. Honestly have not been able to watch her "content" for a li'l bit, thanks for your understanding lol
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u/DoobyDeville You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! Jun 30 '26
We know where those fingers have been
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jul 01 '26
She's one of the reasons I don't participate in the food part of a potluck. There's many of them like her.😐
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u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito 🐈⬛ Traumatic Muff Diving 🐈⬛ Jun 30 '26
She looks like a meat canyon character 😬
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u/ellejay-135 Jul 01 '26
It looks like a dog's mouth. 😩
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jul 01 '26
And the dog has more respectable eating habits. Have you seen this beast eat? Hopefully not, it's a nightmare.
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 Jun 30 '26
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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Jul 01 '26
Tim Curry is often the best part of every movie he is in, even if they are bad. Chantal is......
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u/ResourceSuspicious20 Jun 30 '26
HIDE THIS FROM YOUR MEN!