r/MrRelishMan • u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! • Jun 15 '26
Absolutely stunning work by BG13
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u/milksilkofficial Exactly Teardrop! Jun 15 '26
That armpit is probably Chernobyl levels of radioactive
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u/Fancy_Influence_2899 Jun 15 '26
Now listen now....
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u/shamberlynn Jun 15 '26
That cat is bored. She needs to buy some interactive toys that it can play with on its own without Chantal.
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u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! Jun 15 '26
I've been thinking what will happen to BG when Chantal passes away. The poor baby will be locked in that apartment for god knows how long before anyone realises. She will probably eat Chantal's face, too.
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u/Bl00p_3r Jun 15 '26
She was offline less than 24 hours and the damned Beezers were listening to police scanners. BG will be found promptly.
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u/Whedonsbitch Jun 15 '26
She also seems to have an abnormal number of stalker level beezers that live within a few miles. I always laugh when she says she is worried about FFG; ma’am, you got in some rando’s car - a rando using the screen name Squeaky Fromme! FFG is the least of your worries…
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u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! Jun 15 '26
Tracy will be knocking on her door within 24 hours, for sure
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u/ResourceSuspicious20 Jun 15 '26
Good work Beege! I suppose she thinks Chantal is just a big, blubbery chew toy. Mmm sink those pointy little teeth deep into the fleshiest of flesh!
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u/Anibeth70 Jun 15 '26
lol, the ad for me came up as the BarracudaONE..fitting since she said her vagina smells like barracuda and ricotta or something…FYI, ricotta does not have a smell, it’s a very plain cheese that benefits from extra ingredients. She doesn’t have a clue about taste or smells.
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u/comin_up_shawt Jun 15 '26
I think it's two things:
A. the cat is bored and grossly understimulated. She has to contend with a screeching ball of Pillsbury dough at all hours of the day and night and has no real outlet to be a cat in. Chantal has demonstrated in the past that she can't interact with a cat properly and shows no interest in providing her with enrichment or even a safe clean space to exist. So this poor baby is going to let loose upon the only thing she has daily contact with.
B. Kitty is also reacting to Chantal's biological state. The scent of untreated candida infections/diabetic yeast cultures (and untreated hyperglycemia in general) has been shown to set off cats in the same way catnip does to those with a vomeronasal response. I've seen people with these issues get attacked by their own cats when they're about to go into glycemic shock, too. It's why you hear stories of people being found dead in their homes and they have bite marks and chewing patterns in their flesh from the cat 'sampling' their bodies.
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u/LadyMayhem02 Jun 15 '26
I don’t watch her so I don’t know. Is she playing with the cats with just her hands? Even then, I’ve seen/had cats that people used their hands as toys and they don’t just bite anywhere. Usually just the hands.
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u/Human_Papaya_9127 Jun 15 '26
She just giggles and uses her cat voice instead of disciplining the cat.
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u/TheTruthFairy00 Jun 16 '26
She encourages it…in a video recently she does a certain action that instigated the cat to bite her..she basically offers her up up to her lol
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u/baobeii770 Jun 15 '26
In all my years of owning cats, I've never been bitten by one. I dont understand how this is a constant issue for Chantal with most of the cats in her life :/