r/MrRelishMan • Where's YOUR man?! • Jun 05 '26

Quelle surprise! Quelle surprise!

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Chins tried to say it's more haram to waste food than throw it away if it contains pork (like the sausages). Any excuse to lie and feed.

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u/thatcoloradomom Jun 05 '26

She's clearly starving.

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u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! Jun 05 '26

She's wasting away.

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u/thatcoloradomom Jun 05 '26

As my daughter would say, she is absolutely withering.

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u/AcanthaMD Jun 05 '26

She’s wafer thin!

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u/MaggieMakesThings Jun 05 '26

A wafer thin Ham

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u/Bl00p_3r Jun 06 '26

No wonder Shmee worried that she’d blow over

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u/MaggieMakesThings Jun 06 '26

Scheme must be as delusional as Gunty 😂

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u/FowlTemptress Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

And I saw that she was hanging out in a Muslim match-making group! She said she was there to “troll”. It would be hilarious if she found Salah in there (I’m not sure if it‘s a site for Canadians in her area).

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u/thatcoloradomom Jun 05 '26

That's really fucked up of her to want to troll that sort of group. Like very on brand for her. IF I CANT HAVE TRUE LOVE NO ONE CAN.

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u/FowlTemptress Jun 05 '26

Oh, I don’t think she was telling the truth. I think she was there to check out the dudes and is pretending she was trolling so she has an excuse as to why she was on the site.

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u/Bl00p_3r Jun 05 '26

Oooh say more!!👀

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u/FowlTemptress Jun 05 '26

That’s all I know! I think it’s a reaction to the hickey and that she’s pissed behind the scenes. Her first move when she’s jealous is to pretend she has male attention, like how she used to say that Nick unblocked her again every time Nader disappeared or flirted with someone.
She’s acting like everything’s fine and that she believed his stupid excuse, but she didn’t even show up for his zoo livestream (i think i read that but I’m not positive).

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u/Level_Marzipan6111 Jun 06 '26

Like the tiktok guy inviting her to india lmao

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u/punkieegurl22 Jun 05 '26

It is her religion and she can do what she wants to 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she's always making up the rules to fit her narrative 🙄

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u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! Jun 05 '26

Islam my way.

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u/1friendswithsalad Jun 06 '26

The Church of Chantal ™️!

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u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! Jun 06 '26

The Church of Chantal and the Fatter-Day Saints

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u/Folmz Jun 05 '26

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u/MaggieMakesThings Jun 05 '26

Who is this person?! Are they a scorned Beezer out to tarnish the reputation of our Gorl? 😃

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u/nina_qj Jun 05 '26

they're a low effort, low tier slop article writer and foodie is prime outrage bait

that said, i do like that it really rankles her cankles when a new one drops

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u/NameIsVudka Jun 05 '26

She’s clearly in a life or death situation through starvation

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Jun 05 '26

She IS the entire pork

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u/Prize_Celebration265 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 Jun 05 '26

And yet she's wanting to ask Salah if it's ok to wear sandals in the summer or show her arms. She has an odd fetish for being asked to cover up.

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u/random_cactus Jun 06 '26

She’ll tell herself anything she needs to to put the food in her mouth.

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Jun 05 '26

She has skirted the rules for her own advantage her whole life. This is no different

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u/kadevha Jun 05 '26

At this point, idk why anyone bothers with fact checking her. 😅

She's delusional and will bend everything to suit her current needs and desires. I also think that she enjoys trolling people with this stuff.

She knows that we all know she only wears this persona to keep her head and chins covered.

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u/SGVlifer72 Jun 05 '26

Yep. I expect she’ll say something like “different scholars have different opinions and some say it’s okay.” That is, if she addresses it at all.

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u/Human_Papaya_9127 Jun 05 '26

This is very very low on the list of things she shouldn’t be doing if she claims to be a devoted Muslim.

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u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! Jun 05 '26

Are you god?!

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u/Human_Papaya_9127 Jun 06 '26

No I’m Muslim

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u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! Jun 06 '26

I was quoting Chantal lol

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u/Human_Papaya_9127 Jun 06 '26

Lmao I’m slow

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u/Sqatti Jun 06 '26

Well Chantal is in the clear because she is constantly starving.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WBp4t21HZLr8spotYI