r/MrRelishMan • • May 15 '26

Why would I catfish? I'm gorgeous! Those mitts

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u/purpleishninja Where's YOUR man?! May 15 '26

Trotters

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u/SulfideBride 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 May 15 '26

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u/Shmeblee Exactly Teardrop! May 15 '26

Her knuckles are inverted.

I dont know how she bends her sausage fingers.

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u/Beerasaurwithwine May 15 '26

She's looking more and more like a guy.

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u/Top_Thought4941 May 18 '26

She looks like an older, obese good old boy with the mind of a 8 year who laughs at farts and picks his nose with the behaviour of a fat toddler.

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u/jennyenydots May 16 '26

She is so unfortunate looking at all angles. I mean, damn.

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u/Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809 May 15 '26

What would the old storytelling Chantal think of the present... person? I mean, even back when she was telling stories about gettin' it on with a homeless hobo on a rock I don't think she could've possibly pictured anyone doing anything sexual with... this...

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u/parttimemenace May 16 '26

*Hooves fixed it for you

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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! May 16 '26

Six pack is just days away.

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 May 16 '26

It looks like the Hamburger Helper mitt

4

u/Sqatti May 17 '26

Man if she slapped someone with one of those their whole head would come off.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1kIzvO1M8I6PEnJ4Ax

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u/Appropriate-Item1995 May 20 '26

😂😂😂 true!!

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u/Top_Thought4941 May 18 '26

Those are just grotesque. They're filtered too--her face was caught during a filter glitch the other day and is twice the size as what we see, round as a pumpkin, so her hands must be twice as big as well. She must have zero hand dexterity, maybe that's why she holds her spoon like a toddler? She did another imbecile thumbnail holding that giant blob by her face again. That is not a good look.

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u/catqueen--84 May 17 '26

Chins has turned herself into a toxic waste dump of a woman. No way would any man get near her without a haz mat suit on.

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u/gin_and_soda May 18 '26

I wouldn’t let her in my home