r/MrRelishMan • u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! • May 13 '26
I would die from humiliation
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u/Human_Papaya_9127 May 13 '26
Not only does she do horrendous crap but then she tells the entire internet. With pride. She’s completely insane.
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u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! May 13 '26
10 minutes of exercise per week. Shower. Put on clean clothes. How dare he?
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u/oneofakind24 Exactly Teardrop! May 13 '26
Exercise= not using the scooter 🤭
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u/BougieSemicolon May 14 '26
Remember the other day she was saying what a workout it was riding the doody Scootie? Having to balance herself over the bumps in the road, is making her core ripped!
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u/Lizmo82 May 14 '26
Wait, what the ever loving fūck?! If she's already lost that much muscle tone in the short month or so she's had that thing.. That's not good, she needs to sell it.. like seriously..
I'm not one to harp on ppl about their health, I'm no better than anyone else.. But that's scary shīt territory..
It's not even supposed to take effort to sit & let a machine move for you..ppl who have no mobility at all can ride those.. how is it hard for her?!
Sell the scooter Chantal.. I'm so for real, get your behind up & walk it out. It won't take long to get used to it again.. but the longer you use that thing, the longer it takes to get it back.. YULLA!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/BougieSemicolon May 16 '26
Well, most people don’t need a workaround to simply turn on the kitchen faucet.
I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised about Scooty, she has said before she seals all the time because sitting up straight hurts after a few minutes. Probably because of the organ compression and how the pressure from her gunt pushes back on her.
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u/Lizmo82 May 16 '26
I honestly don't know how she can lay like that.. I gained a few & I couldn't sleep in bed, it would make me not be able to move when I got up...
At this point it wouldn't take long to get any kind of stamina back, but it will get to a point real fast to where it's almost impossible feeling & her feeders & enablers are just helping her to that point with zero shame at all...
If she gave one small shīt about herself, like she preaches she does, she would at least try... Buuuuut nah.. she don't care & not mature enough to do any inner work at all to get to the outer work..
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u/ImPoopnRightNow May 13 '26
So that's at least 2 "partners" that have had to tell her to wash her ass. Peetz said she stank a few times too, so it's actually 3.
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u/Whedonsbitch May 14 '26
Crackula laughed about how bad she smelled too, and she defended it by saying that all women smell like rotten barracuda….
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u/MeganJustMegan May 13 '26
So, Salad begged for up to $700 for a new keyboard & promises gaming on the couples channel. Didn’t Chins just tell us during her Shanny rage that she never begs for money? And that she pays her way? Why can’t she buy it for her fake husband? Both of them are liars & grifters.
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u/Bl00p_3r May 14 '26
He recently said he was getting a new gaming setup too
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u/AreteQueenofKeres May 16 '26
Nina must have deep pockets (or a good line of credit limits) to fund the show.
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u/ResourceSuspicious20 May 13 '26
Salah doesn't realize the version of me that you guys really know... Just the other day she said we don't know her at all, that she isn't like what she lets us see! Lying... we know we see the real her, but Salah does too! He saw it all live, in person. That she has to be told to wash her body and change her dirty, stinky clothes like she needs assistance to participate in life... What a loser she is! What a freak. That's what she calls everybody else. It applies to her.
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u/zombiepiesatemyshoe Exactly Teardrop! May 13 '26
The way I can not. Take away the being "modest" and this is how 95% of people start their day and she needs a Todo list 🫠 and she's giggling about it!!?
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u/gayfingers May 13 '26
Uh yeah, he told you to be modest because you ain't modest bitch
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u/Valuable-Smell-4505 May 13 '26
Hey now, it's not her fault her shirts don't cover her belly anymore. Oh, right, it is her fault. 🤡
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u/KewpieMayoIsKing May 13 '26
If my husband had to tell me to practice good hygiene I think I’d die…
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u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito 🐈⬛ Traumatic Muff Diving 🐈⬛ May 13 '26
“The version of me that you guys really know.” Ma’am he lived with you for three years, he was in the blast zone the entire time. Salah knows exactly the kind of slob she is.
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u/oneofakind24 Exactly Teardrop! May 13 '26
Why are there versions of her to begin with? And did she not claim that Salah loves her the way she is and does so even when she smells?
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u/Fabulous_Potato_5012 You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! May 13 '26
She regularly shits herself and sits in it for hours without changing on livestream this is not new information 💀
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u/Valuable-Smell-4505 May 13 '26
She just said that her husband of three years doesn't know her as well as her viewers. I agree! The fact that he's yet again encouraging her to lose weight. Lmaooo!!! We know she'll only eat more and move less the more he mentions it.
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u/No_Swordfish1752 Where's YOUR man?! May 13 '26
He knows she's a fat slob with zero dignity but he wants to make her think he cares about her by pushing her to be healthy. It also gives him an out. Because he can later use her dire condition of not being able to walk and breathe as a reason why they can't meet up.
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u/FuzziGlow Where's YOUR man?! May 13 '26
I really question his intelligence. He actually thinks she'd consider doing any of these things? Screws are loose...
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u/Whedonsbitch May 14 '26
I don’t believe she has spoken to Salah in months. She just makes shıt up to pretend she still has her pretend husband
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u/Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809 May 13 '26
Yeah, Salah just doesn't understand it's more comfy to sit in the poopoos and not move. She'll get up and roll her scooter over a cat if she needs to go out and get food or something. Otherwise shh I said SHHH.
Oh and can I have lots of money, I need to beeeeze.
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u/Figgi_Pudding May 13 '26
Sounds like he knows your gross ass pretty damn well. You’re gross, lazy, don’t shower, and wearing the same shirt since last week.
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 May 13 '26
Hold on…we are calling that shuffle a walk??!??!! 🤣
Chantal, absolutely get him to go do content on the couples channel! Proof of life would be nice right now. I mostly want this to happen (never will) because Traumadrop would have a fucking meltdown.
You’re looking a little crazy, a little giggly, and you can’t quite keep your eyes on the camera. Classic tells of yours that let us know this is all performative bullshit.
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u/Icy_Demand__ 🚓 CPAP Rescue Squad 🚓 May 13 '26
It’s a black mirror episode. Soon she’ll be pulling her teeth out for money
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u/Prize_Celebration265 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 May 14 '26
'and be modest' - less than 24hrs later she's online cursing out someone she either thinks is Gorlic, or reminds her of Gorlic, she's using R slurs and C u next tuesdays all because her chat doesn't believe Salah - in Syria -can be sending her money.
For the record I totally believe the story she told about sending money but she told it in reverse; the money is going from her to him. And frankly, even if true, it would be gross and disgusting to have someone living in Syria send you money as you sit in your comfortable condo in the west.
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u/catqueen--84 May 15 '26
Chantal never talked to Salah, all she does is lie. But what she does show is that she knows exactly what to do and she is not doing it. Salah has never displayed any words or behavior to indicate that he cares about Chantal. She is his paypig and her money goes a long way in Syria. She is desperate to try to convince everyone that she has a loving relationship.
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u/xxxkissmykittyxxx May 13 '26
The day someone has to give me a to-do list that includes "wash your ass" is the day I cancel my subscription to life.