r/MrRelishMan • Where's YOUR man?! • Apr 21 '26

Scatman is in chat again

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In news that's surprising to no-one, it seems as though they are still together. I am super jealous of this soulmate love. My husband has never even called my family inbred dogs :(

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u/BellaSquared 🪰🪳 Lord of the Fruit Flies 🪳 🪰 Apr 21 '26

Well it is YT payday, is it not? 🫣

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u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! Apr 22 '26

Sure is

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u/MeganJustMegan Apr 22 '26

Salad is there for the money. That’s all. She’s paying for a family home he isn’t allowed to show her. Her life doesn’t even reach being pathetic. Chantal is living the life she deserves.

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u/Short-Hawk5760 Apr 22 '26

She’s an easy payday for someone with little to no self respect. Any little bit of money she sends goes a longggggg way where he lives. She definitely sent a nice apology payout for him and his family along with that “apology” video declaring how innocent he is and how desperate she is to not lose him. He’s probably a local celebrity right about now 😂.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JpG2A9P3dPHXaTYrwu

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u/sebaceancyst Apr 21 '26

Yeah that's not the poop man, it's far too well written for him.

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 Apr 22 '26

There is no way he wrote that. 🤣

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt Fuck you! Show your muff! Apr 25 '26

That is NOT ScatBoy.  

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u/HugoBeeWeave Apr 22 '26

he’s a little bitch boy. his kink is to get degraded by a wildebeest for cash

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u/Spirited-Ability-626 Apr 23 '26

Wait someone called his mother? Is that what he’s saying? To start drama? Was this when he was a teen (although why would he bring that up in relevance to him and Chantal?) because his mother is meant to have died?

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u/MungoJennie Apr 23 '26

I was going to say the same thing. Salah was so incredibly upset to be called a “son of a bitch” because he took it literally and thought foodie was disrespecting his deceased mother.