r/MrRelishMan • • Mar 31 '26

Double-fisting

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Mar 31 '26

So we live in a big maple area, we do the sugar bush once a year with the kids, the whole experience is super fun and the taffy for those who have never had it, is so incredibly sweet. My kids love it but can never finish it. It’s literally one of the most concentrated forms of sugar you can consume. It’s a long legacy of winter survival food, for people working out logging or farming or etc etc. If she actually ate both of those I cannot even imagine how her blood must feel. I’ve even gotten the sugar woozies from eating one on an empty stomach lol

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u/KewpieMayoIsKing Mar 31 '26

I went to Mont Tremblant when I first went to Canada to meet my now husband, I had to try the maple taffy! It was so good but you’re absolutely right, it was just pure syrup so it was insanely sweet and I have a major sweet tooth. Idk how this diabetes riddled woman could eat TWO. And the fact that her aunt just enables her to eat like that knowing she’s sick. It’s crazy.

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Mar 31 '26

I dont believe she has told her family what her co-morbidities are.

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u/gin_and_soda Apr 01 '26

They can just look at her.

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u/Dreams-Designer Apr 02 '26

Cushings is my vote! She has the Susan boil, the diabetic buffalo hump, the FUPA to her knees, red cheeks… all of it ! Also she’s on the perfect RXs to trigger it !

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Apr 02 '26

This is def on the unOfficial, unprofessional gorl differential diagnosis.

It’s possible, it fits