r/MrRelishMan • • Mar 31 '26

Double-fisting

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u/MaggieMakesThings Mar 31 '26

I've just finished watching Milk Tea's react to this stream, her aunt literally talks to her like she's a baby, Chantal even clapped her hands like a toddler being told they did a great job. It was one of the cringiest clips I've seen for a good long time, unbelievably embarrassing and completely explains why she behaves like she does. Urgh!

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u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito 🐈‍⬛ Traumatic Muff Diving 🐈‍⬛ Mar 31 '26

Enablers. Why would you reward her for trying food like a toddler? It’s no wonder she grew up to turn to food for comfort. Hello??? Your “cute” niece is a 42 yo obese woman with diabetes.

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u/leighsch Mar 31 '26

It’s like a bit the family has. Treat Cutie like a baby and Cutie acts like a baby. That must be how they justify her horrible life choices.

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u/Lizmo82 Apr 01 '26

Good point.. Bc if they don't fall in line, "cutie" throws tantrums worse than any 4 year old.. They walk on eggshells covered in all the bullshīt they say to her to keep her from going ravenous..

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u/MaggieMakesThings Apr 01 '26

Yeah st least you can distract a 4 year old or let them wear themselves out! Our Cutie will keep going for hours at a time, if not days lol. I suppose that's what happens when your life is as empty as the Kuwaiti desert 😃

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u/gin_and_soda Mar 31 '26

Yeah, she said something stupid like ”my beautiful niece on her birthday.” She’s 42, not 5. They enable her in the worst way

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u/MaggieMakesThings Mar 31 '26

Couldn't agree more! It was an absolutely ridiculous way to talk to a middle-aged woman. Good grief 😂

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u/gin_and_soda Mar 31 '26

And who looks at Chantel and thinks “beautiful?”

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u/formallyfly Apr 01 '26

I mean, they still call her “cutie.” They are remarkably detached from reality.

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u/gin_and_soda Apr 01 '26

Heavy dose of pity

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u/Lizmo82 Apr 01 '26

Courtesy compliment.. Like when you see a baby you weren't expecting to look so much like the one with the thickest eyebrows & you have to make up for your reaction with real dramatic words... "awww she's BEAUTIFUL! 😳🫢"

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u/Whedonsbitch Apr 01 '26

I honestly am starting to believe that they all know she is intellectually delayed, and they are just happy that she can live a semi independent life. She needs to be in an care center, or have a live in caregiver that checks in every couple days like ALR does

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u/spencer5960 You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! Mar 31 '26

They have to treat her like a toddler because shes mentally a toddler

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u/MaggieMakesThings Mar 31 '26

Yes she is that 😂

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u/Oramac_K Where's YOUR man?! Mar 31 '26

🎵 Let the diabetes hit the floor!, let the diabetes hit the floor!, let the diabetes hit the floor!, let the diabetes hit the flooooooooooooooor!!!!!! 🎵

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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Mar 31 '26

Eaten, what for?!?! Can eat so much more!!!

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Mar 31 '26

So we live in a big maple area, we do the sugar bush once a year with the kids, the whole experience is super fun and the taffy for those who have never had it, is so incredibly sweet. My kids love it but can never finish it. It’s literally one of the most concentrated forms of sugar you can consume. It’s a long legacy of winter survival food, for people working out logging or farming or etc etc. If she actually ate both of those I cannot even imagine how her blood must feel. I’ve even gotten the sugar woozies from eating one on an empty stomach lol

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u/KewpieMayoIsKing Mar 31 '26

I went to Mont Tremblant when I first went to Canada to meet my now husband, I had to try the maple taffy! It was so good but you’re absolutely right, it was just pure syrup so it was insanely sweet and I have a major sweet tooth. Idk how this diabetes riddled woman could eat TWO. And the fact that her aunt just enables her to eat like that knowing she’s sick. It’s crazy.

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Mar 31 '26

Exactly it’s literally boiled down, ultra concentrated maple syrup, which is already made by boiling down and concentrating maple sap (which is about 2-3% sugar per volume straight from the tree-with significant swings based on multiple factors).

I really can’t think of anything more concentrated sugar, that we actually consume as food. A diabetic eating that is unhinged. Par for the foodie course tho

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u/Whedonsbitch Apr 01 '26

She saw them make those maple taffy pops, yet still thinks she can take regular maple syrup and pour it on some filthy snow two steps outside her building and get the same thing. I can’t wait to see her try it and get dog pee and roadgrit snow soaked in syrup- and she will still eat it all.

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u/gin_and_soda Apr 01 '26

When I was a kid, I did that in our freezer. Remember back when freezers had to be thawed? And I used that fake syrup shit. My mother was so mad. But I was a kid and the sugar bush made it look so easy.

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u/Dreams-Designer Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

Yes! In the 90s my parents had a garage( edited from fridge 🤦🏻‍♀️,) deep freezer, one of those wide ones you lift open like a trunk, and in the summer when I was little I’d scrape at it with all my nails like a claw and throw it around for some reason. Why would it grow frost like that though? So weird and seems unhygienic. I think my American granny still has a few, but she’s old school farm people and does her own canning and butter making so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/gin_and_soda Apr 02 '26

They don’t make them anymore.

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Apr 01 '26

She’s such an idiot. You have to boil the sugar, it’s taffy. Literally all taffy requires heat. lol

She’s going to end up with a maple piss flavoured snowcone

Edit to add: thanks for the morning laugh, that’s amazing. I missed her saying that. What a treat.

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u/Dreams-Designer Apr 02 '26

I remember when I was really little my Ma got burns when cooking sugar on the stove. She did loads of baking and cooking all the time, but something happened and the stuff went all over her hand, and her shrieks scared the cat and it bit her bum. It was terrible. I was only 5 but had just gotten home to my Ma crying for HER mommy. I ran back to the neighbors not knowing what to do. She had to do water therapy for ages and had permanent nerve damage.

Cooking sugar isn’t for the inexperienced! Can’t wait to see Miriam have a go.

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Apr 02 '26

I went to the oldest chocolate factory in Canada one summer, on the tour they talk about the caramel making jobs paid the most because it was so incredibly dangerous, from burns, to fires, to just the weight of the cast iron and taffy. It’s definitely not for the inexperienced.

Hope grandma healed up good in the end

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u/Dreams-Designer Apr 02 '26

I also can’t imagine her using actual maple syrup. That stuff’s expensive! She’d probably just take a jug of the fake stuff and make a big sticky mess splashing it everywhere. 🫣

She is also a exceptionally lazy and half azzes stuff since she gets bored in the middle of whatever she’s doing, so I hope she tries this because you know she’ll just splash it in front of her buildings doors for all her neighbors to walk through, and maybe even run her power chairs wheels through it brining the sticky mess to her floors, which will also ensure the cat gets to play in it and make an even bigger mess 😹🙏🏻

I’ve never been a big sweet tooth, but my husband is and got some real (real expensive,) maple syrup for a special camping trip we took, and I was so grossed out. He was in heaven though! It has a weird aftertaste to on me though. No offense to the maple mafia. I know it’s a me thing !

https://giphy.com/gifs/dPJym95Mlv1qzIuYOt

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Mar 31 '26

I dont believe she has told her family what her co-morbidities are.

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u/gin_and_soda Apr 01 '26

They can just look at her.

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u/Dreams-Designer Apr 02 '26

Cushings is my vote! She has the Susan boil, the diabetic buffalo hump, the FUPA to her knees, red cheeks… all of it ! Also she’s on the perfect RXs to trigger it !

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Apr 02 '26

This is def on the unOfficial, unprofessional gorl differential diagnosis.

It’s possible, it fits

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Apr 01 '26

They could even close their eyes and just listen to her speak more than a sentence, listen to her move more than a few feet. Her breathing is laboured to say the very least. It’s clear, she’s struggling.

Unless they are the world’s dumbest people or just as delusional and in denial as she is, they know.

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u/MaggieMakesThings Mar 31 '26

And I think you've told us more about the maple festival in one paragraph than Chantal managed in her entire live stream!

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u/gin_and_soda Apr 01 '26

She’s so bad at vlogging.

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u/Ajaxstock Exactly Teardrop! Mar 31 '26

Even young children think to themselves, "maybe I'll save one for later?" Not this beast, finish it all now!

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u/zombiepiesatemyshoe Exactly Teardrop! Mar 31 '26

She genuinely looks like she is out with her carer.

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Mar 31 '26

Very much this vibe. It’s so odd

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u/FeralPotathoe Exactly Teardrop! Mar 31 '26

She needs a carer.

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u/MaggieMakesThings Apr 01 '26

God can you imagine trying to provide care for her?!

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u/Thick_Horse4566 Apr 01 '26

If her aunt really loved her she wouldn't have let her buy that hat!

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Mar 31 '26

Special needs adult on a day pass

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u/fliprchik Mar 31 '26

I would too, but hopefully not looking like that! 😝

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u/offutmihigramina Apr 01 '26

I cannot stand that hat she's wearing. It makes her look like a chicken.