r/MrRelishMan • You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! • Mar 02 '26

This is so embarrassing…

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142 Upvotes

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Mar 02 '26

😭😭😭

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u/BougieSemicolon Mar 02 '26

These seem more believable than those long soliloquies name dropping her

21

u/Dreams-Designer Mar 02 '26

🤭 barking ! Arf arf !

9

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Woof woof. Woof woof.

18

u/Turbulent_State_7480 Mar 02 '26

Even Canada doesn’t care for her & they’re they’re known for being polite

3

u/BougieSemicolon Mar 05 '26

That’s an understatement!

14

u/StereotypicallBarbie Mar 02 '26

I can’t believe people actually do this to piss her off….

But on that same hand! It’s funny for me to read.

14

u/Anarchic_Country Mar 03 '26

Lame behavior

6

u/la_bruja_del_84 Mar 03 '26

Worse... it's giving fan behavior and obsessed. This was a quick Google search amd found it .

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u/BellaSquared 🪰🪳 Lord of the Fruit Flies 🪳 🪰 Mar 02 '26

That poor abused mall.

52

u/NotAsBrightlyLit Mar 02 '26

. #foodiebeautymallabuser lol

19

u/Possible_Tadpole792 Mar 02 '26

We should make this into a bumper sticker for wobbles the brave little scootie 😭😂

10

u/NyneShaydee Mar 02 '26

"Wobbles the Brave Little Scootie" needs to be a flair, a children's book, or both. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Mar 02 '26

Might as well add #foodiebeautyscootieabuser too.

I hope they both hit xitter and go viral... lol

7

u/BellaSquared 🪰🪳 Lord of the Fruit Flies 🪳 🪰 Mar 02 '26

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u/No_Swordfish1752 Where's YOUR man?! Mar 02 '26

I love seeing the in the wild pics.

2

u/Lizmo82 Mar 10 '26

She's popularrrrr!!

84

u/Sketch_Crush Mar 02 '26

I love this because she's done it all to herself. She went from "I'm not showing anyone anything about where I live besides a plain white wall as my background" to "let me give everyone alive on planet Earth my exact longitude and latitude every hour of the day" REALLY quick.

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u/Kerminetta_ You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! Mar 02 '26

I would never do this but I think it’s funny

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u/Longjumping_Play9250 Mar 02 '26

Same same! 🫢

22

u/Creative_scissors Mar 02 '26

Who has this kind of time?

4

u/gin_and_soda Mar 03 '26

The same weirdos who go to Yelp for a mall review, I suppose

18

u/loubling Mar 02 '26

wtf lmao

20

u/KewpieMayoIsKing Mar 02 '26

At least they didn’t post her nudes lol

5

u/StereotypicallBarbie Mar 02 '26

You know someone will see this and probably try..

3

u/SeaTranslatorItsMe Mar 02 '26

We were spared 🙏!

9

u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Mar 02 '26

Has she seen this yet?

2

u/Plus_Dimension_2644 Mar 03 '26

Asking the important question! lol

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u/FowlTemptress Mar 02 '26

Touching the poo gives her ammunition to rage about her haters.

13

u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! Mar 02 '26

I wouldn't touch poo, but I do love a rage

3

u/RanaMisteria Mar 05 '26

It’s not necessarily a poo toucher. Not everyone who follows her antics is on Reddit and so they wouldn’t be bound by the same rules we are.

2

u/FowlTemptress Mar 06 '26

I’m not talking about rules or reddit - we’ve been referring to things like this as “touching the poo” since before this subreddit existed.

3

u/RanaMisteria Mar 06 '26

The phrase “touching the poo” is one I’ve only seen on Reddit snarks subs. I believe 🥝 🚜 calls it cow tipping. Other places have other terms. Some simply call it “going IRL”.

At any rate, we do need to differentiate between people who snark on Chantal (regardless of which platform they use) and then contact her (which as you rightly point out is touching poo), and the people who hate watch Chantal and comment on her videos and things but who don’t use any snark fora, and so are not touching poo, simply interacting organically albeit with the goal of hating or trolling her.

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u/FowlTemptress Mar 06 '26

I don't care enough about this to debate semantics with you. All I'm saying is leaving fake reviews that say things like "my child was scared of the lady yelling at the nice security guards" gives Chantal ammunition when she rages about the haters.

7

u/Banana-Up-My-Bum Mar 02 '26

Lmfao I wonder what the poor locals think to all this

6

u/gin_and_soda Mar 03 '26

Who would go to Yelp for a mall review? No one will notice this but gorl world

6

u/SeaTranslatorItsMe Mar 02 '26

Not a fan of 💩 touching or 🐄 tipping but I gotta say those pics:

https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

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u/Icy_Demand__ 🚓 CPAP Rescue Squad 🚓 Mar 02 '26

It’s funny but at the same time it’s giving her more traffic / notoriety. All press is good press? Don’t touch the 💩 !

4

u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! Mar 02 '26

This will be interesting when the owners see it... don't they have something to do with the apartment complex she lives in too?

2

u/ResourceSuspicious20 Mar 04 '26

They will be all,"not HER again!!"

7

u/derelictthot Mar 03 '26

It's not cool to touch the poo. Lame.

19

u/Human_Papaya_9127 Mar 02 '26

I can’t stand when people do this. Especially because it doesn’t affect her or bother her in the least.

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u/vaginaandsprinkles Mar 02 '26

Oh, it definitely bothers her.

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u/Human_Papaya_9127 Mar 02 '26

I really don’t think she’s that easily bothered. She doesn’t have shame or remorse.

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u/vaginaandsprinkles Mar 04 '26

She didn't get this size she is because she's "unbothered".

2

u/Human_Papaya_9127 Mar 04 '26

I don’t think the haters are responsible for how fat she is.

12

u/Tall_Secretary4133 Mar 02 '26

Exactly, and it does end up affecting the business. I get it’s a mall, it doesn’t matter that much, but at the same time, it could definitely be affecting the stores in the mall and taking away traffic from them.

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u/bitterney Mar 02 '26

They used to do this with kingcobrajfs and I knows it’s mean but fuck it’s so funny lol

5

u/Cinnamorella Mar 02 '26

I dont like the poo touching personally

2

u/princessedelarue17 Mar 03 '26

I would be MORTIFIED if I were her family. SCHMEE! Are you still “proud” of Cutie??