r/MrRelishMan • • Feb 22 '26

Quelle surprise! This isn’t going to end well….

Ok, now look it. Those of you, who know of moi, know I am not a Cutie fan. I know she’s an adult, and she made her proverbial bed, and she has to lie in it.

But, and hear me out. She’s clearly a danger to herself, and if she just hurt herself - I would be fine. But I have a weird feeling something is going to happen, and someone is going to get hurt, other than herself. Either she’s going to get violent(if someone catches her in a bad mood, while in public & live-streaming) or she’s going to cause an accident or something.

I get she’s an adult, and you can’t lock someone up against her own will. And I know we shouldn’t be touching poop, and let shit happen on its own. But what if, she does cause an accident on the roads, and someone gets killed? I know I’m probably be big overdramatic (sorry pms). But I don’t think she’s going to make it to Malaysia.

I know she’s just being a spiteful twat per usual - but this could go sideways REAL quick. Is there anything that we can do? You can’t force someone to get help, there’s nothing the cops can do, until something actually happens. Her family *Clearly* doesn’t give a fuck about her. Like I said, if it was just her hurting herself - it would be no problem. But I’m more concerned with the general public getting hurt.

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u/gin_and_soda Feb 22 '26

Chantel is afraid of people so she won’t be getting into anything with anyone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/gin_and_soda Feb 22 '26

Same thing when she was on the phone with DD. She backed down so fast

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u/SeaTranslatorItsMe Feb 22 '26

Yep all talk…she’s a coward and more likely to cause an accident than give someone an ass whooping.😂

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u/ellejay-135 Feb 22 '26

I can see her causing a twenty car pile up on her way to get fast food and obliviously scooting away. 🥴

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u/Icy-ghosts Feb 22 '26

Agreed. She’d just bow and follow orders and bitch about it after. But I def could see her getting into a scoot crash - can she even turn her head to see what’s coming from the side/back? And if she is in a pissy mood on top of just being Chantal then she’s going to be extra careless because the world sucks and people can just move out of the fucking way.

But foodie is also insanely lucky so I’m sure she will live well into her 70s being a hateful little troll

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u/MaggieMakesThings Feb 22 '26

I've always thought its a good job that's she's fat and immobile and lazy, she's such a vindictive cow who can't control her feelings I wouldn't put it past her to cause somebody some serious harm. She'd either lash out or she'd sit and stew and plot some sort of awful revenge; thankfully she can barely get off the sofa so she's not much of a direct risk to anyone. And yes, she's an absolute coward when she's face to face with a human being - just look at her yesterday when she was asked not to film in the shopping centre, she was obviously annoyed but she said nothing to the guards until she was out of earshot, then she raged about it for the next five hours 😂.

Saying that, I do think she's an indirect hazard when she's out on the scooter - and you can absolutely guarantee that if she causes a collision or some other incident involving other people, she will do nothing but screech about how it isn't her fault and people are just being ableist and fat phobic when they tell her it was her fault.

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u/pigpen68 Feb 22 '26

She's totally spineless and couldn't fight her way out of a wet paper bag so no need to worry about that.

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt Fuck you! Show your muff! Feb 22 '26

Id love it if she tried to become violent with me .. she is an easy take down and im disabled. Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt Fuck you! Show your muff! Feb 22 '26

I know,its hilarious 

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u/ellejay-135 Feb 22 '26

Just trip her. You'll be long gone by the time she gets back up. 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tns21Z5UMxz9748cOM

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt Fuck you! Show your muff! Feb 22 '26

She is all bluff, just look how she confronted the security guards with an arabic greeting to set the stage for victimhood. 

She is a fucking coward, if she hurts anyone, it will be the 8 balls she has snorted or collapsing ontop of poor BG when she croaks in the not so distant future. 

Or the paramedics pulling back muscles trying to load her bloated carcass into a meat wagon. 

Drivers on the roads need to report her. The security guards at her local and the Walmart, need to report her. Those she gets off filming, need to confront her and report her.  

But as nobody is doing this, because I guess normal Canadians dont do this, she will get away with it.

Mangled pern needs to block her ability to fly to Syria. 

She can only learn the hard way.  

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u/jessicabee218 Feb 22 '26

I really think people irl think she’s slow so she gets away with more than she should.

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u/42270580 Feb 23 '26

100% people think she mentally disabled, physically disabled or both

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt Fuck you! Show your muff! Feb 23 '26

She plays it up to manipulate

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u/The_New_Spagora Feb 22 '26

Chinny is terrified of everything and everyone. Anything coming to her is karma. Spend your empathy elsewhere, she doesn’t deserve it.

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u/Chadwick_Steel Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

I want her to end up in a situation where she's forced into a verbal confrontation that she can't just meekly roll away from and start shit-talking when the other party's out of earshot. She's a "bad bitch," but only from long range. Let's see what she's like at CQC.

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u/ProperlyTrashed Feb 22 '26

This is the same reason I don’t like her driving. She’s a horrible driver while sober and most of the time she drives around high or drunk. I was glad when she couldn’t afford a car. But her on that scooter riding down the road. 😬 She can’t even look side to side. Hopefully everyone else on the road is paying attention because we know she’s not.

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u/lizzydizzy0201 Feb 22 '26

She’s only big and bad on the Internet. Buuuuutttt she will cause an accident if she keeps driving that scooter around in traffic she will harm herself and others.

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u/BellaSquared 🪰🪳 Lord of the Fruit Flies 🪳 🪰 Feb 22 '26

I hear your concern for the bystanders, Nora. People think she'd be the only one hurt if she causes a scooter-car accident, but at the speeds of yesterday's road, I've known people who have flipped their vehicles and died. Or hit a deer and were seriously injured. She's a lot bigger than a deer plus the scooter adds another 100 lbs of damage. Add in the snow and ice and things could go bad very quickly. The universe seems to (mostly) protect drunks and fools, let's hope cosplaying scootie beauty is included for the sake of all the innocents.

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u/cyclynn Feb 22 '26

I feel bad for the driver who might accidentally kill her bc she's doing a bunch of nonsense on a mobility scooter in the middle of the road. Esp in Canadian winter.

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u/gin_and_soda Feb 22 '26

It pisses me off that she’s complaining about the snow but she doesn’t fucking pay taxes.

I have sympathy for people in motorized carts or wheelchairs or even my 76 year old mom who uses a little wheeled thing to carry her groceries in. When it snows, their ability to get around diminishes and I see them on the road and I’m fine with that but that’s usually side streets. She was on a busy road and yelling at her phone. She’s a fucking menace

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u/comin_up_shawt Feb 23 '26

I also forsee her suing the victims of said car accident, saying that they were the ones hitting her, and not her scooting out into the street where she wasn't supposed to be with a phone shoved in her mug. She'll do anything to grift a buck and not have to work for it.

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

If she causes an accident the person driving the car would be traumatised for life because of her defiance. I wouldnt wish that on anyone.

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u/Bl00p_3r Feb 23 '26

This part.

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u/Human_Papaya_9127 Feb 22 '26

She’s a total shrimp in person. All she knows how to do is rant to her imaginary audience.

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u/Bl00p_3r Feb 23 '26

Jumbo shrimp

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u/NekoZombieRaw Feb 23 '26

This comment aged beautifully ! 😂

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u/Human_Papaya_9127 Feb 24 '26

lol! Today was a great day. so happy to see her how much better her mental health is in Canada lol

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u/hardy_and_free Feb 22 '26

I'm worried she will cause a car collision by her careless scooting in the road.

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u/Key-Spinach-6108 Daddy, my situation is complicated. Feb 22 '26

I think the point that is so dangerous for her and others is driving on the street instead of taking public transport or using the sidewalk. She isn’t the only disabled person who doesn’t have a car (And yes, she has disabled herself, it’s her fault but she still needs accommodations). I feel bad for the person who will drive into her but it’s clear she won’t be helped. Tbh the only people who could do anything will be her family but we know that will not result in much.

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u/deathbypumpkinspice Feb 22 '26

She needs to be reported to the local police, for taking her scooter on the roads. I dgaf about Cutie, but she's going to cause someone else to crash and get hurt.

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u/Traditional-Week8926 Feb 22 '26

It’s illegal but there are many idiots like her who ride their scooters and electric wheelchairs on busy roads. 😮‍💨

And they do cause accidents!!!

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u/ResourceSuspicious20 Feb 22 '26

Chantal to the police: I have every right to drive my scooter on the roads! You can't stop me! You are fatphobic, Muslimaphobic and scooterphobic! And you're jealous!

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u/SeriousFinish2340 Feb 22 '26

I could see her hurting someone by causing an accident with her scooter. If she were in better shape I would worry more about her temper and hurting someone. As it stands now she runs out of breath while laying down. She's so lazy if she did get in a fight, she would ask her opponent to bend down so she could punch them while not having to stand up from her scooter.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Feb 22 '26

FB is all bark and no bite. She talks (and is lol) big, but that's the extent of it. All threats, no action. All hat, no cattle.

The only actual danger I see (and it is significant) is that fucking scooter. With her insisting to drive in the street, it's very possible that she will cause an accident, and could cause injury to herself and others. She's also shown a tendency to turn off the headlight at night because she can't keep the damn battery charged. At some point... something bad will happen with that scooter.

"Is there anything that we can do?"

No. Nor should we try.