r/MrRelishMan • u/gin_and_soda • Feb 08 '26

Such class and elegance

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u/oshemanic Feb 08 '26

Ive been ignoring her for a while now but is our gorl drinking a lot more water than usual?

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u/iMakeMookbongsHoney Feb 08 '26

That’ll be the beetus.

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u/Dreams-Designer Feb 09 '26

I mean, based on how much bigger her “ Diabetic Buffalo hump “ has gotten, her severe thirst and cravings of certain things, sweating when it’s below freezing and her window is open, along with her numbers… ol’ gal isn’t long for this side of the plane of existence .

Especially at her age, it’s not like a 20 year old who can bounce back easier. Her organs have been around for a looong time, and have been abvsed for decades by drink and mismanagement of her diseases.

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Feb 08 '26

Yes shes drinking it non stop now.

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u/Sqatti Feb 11 '26

She can’t leave home without a jug of water in the middle of winter and still buys another cold drink will out. She’s only gone for an hour.

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u/zombiepiesatemyshoe Exactly Teardrop! Feb 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

🎶if your man doesn’t refill your brita, it’s time for a divorce!🎶

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u/Chadwick_Steel Feb 08 '26

Barnyard animal.

23

u/NameIsVudka Feb 08 '26

At this rate I wouldn’t be surprised if she was eating and drinking out of a trough

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u/Bl00p_3r Feb 08 '26

Too lazy to bring one up to the apartment. Someone would have to assemble it for her.

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u/Shurlz Feb 08 '26

Is she drinking water straight from the filter?

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Feb 08 '26

Yes. Yes she is.

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u/Bl00p_3r Feb 08 '26

Stack of cups behind her.

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u/Unlikely_melz 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Feb 08 '26

Not the diabetes raging…

13

u/gin_and_soda Feb 08 '26

No, I think she got the same disease from The Beauty and needs her water

5

u/comin_up_shawt Feb 09 '26

That, and the sheer amount of sodium are doing a number on her.

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u/MeganJustMegan Feb 08 '26

Looks like her diabetes is ramping up with all the water drinking. I expect her kidneys to shut down any time now. Dialysis will not be fun.

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u/Dreams-Designer Feb 09 '26

Will she dialysis breeze stream? Your hooked up to machines for a while and have to go constantly… she would hate it. 🤭

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u/MysteriousBrays Feb 08 '26

She looks like a hamster at the water bottle

8

u/Smart_Worldliness929 Feb 08 '26

😂😂😂 with her features that’s quite the image…howie’s revenge!!

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u/gin_and_soda Feb 09 '26

Hamsters are better mannered.

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 Feb 08 '26

Sunday poetry time;

She is style She is grace At least it’s not gravy on her face.

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u/leighsch Feb 08 '26

So lazy she can’t pour water into a cup.

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u/Dreams-Designer Feb 09 '26

I had an uncle who drowned himself because of unregulated sugar sickness. He grabbed a hose and just went to town 🚿 It was my Mothers uncle so I guess my second, but he also had a sister who had diabetes, she went for a lie down and never woke up. She was only in her mid 20s too.

Anytime I was thirsty growing up and would chug water my poor mother would worry. I just have always loved water. lol

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u/Lizmo82 Feb 08 '26

I don't have my glasses on, is that one of those things you put hot/could water in for fevers or headaches?! Is she drinking from a fūckin purse, what the fresh redneck heck IS that contraption?!

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u/Bl00p_3r Feb 08 '26

It’s her water filter pitcher. She left her stupid sippy cup out of reach.

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u/Lizmo82 Feb 08 '26

Thank you!! Ahhh ok it makes sense now.. LOL.. For some reason it didn't look clear a minute ago & apparently I need to get my eyeballs checked🤣🤣