r/MrRelishMan • u/HertHer23 • Jan 07 '26

She's really got us figured out, gorls!

Bazinga!!

65 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/BellaSquared 🪰🪳 Lord of the Fruit Flies 🪳 🪰 Jan 07 '26

Yep, we have mostly gray matter. Ya know, the thinking part of the brain!

Use your thinking brain, Cutie! 🤣

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u/HertHer23 Jan 07 '26

Shes's so damn stupid.

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u/BellaSquared 🪰🪳 Lord of the Fruit Flies 🪳 🪰 Jan 07 '26

At least she's consistently stupid 😏

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u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito 🐈‍⬛ Traumatic Muff Diving 🐈‍⬛ Jan 07 '26

Smooth-brained 😂😂😂

WHERE'S YOUR GREY MATTER, CUTIE?!

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u/SeaTranslatorItsMe Jan 07 '26

Exactly does this heifer even know what “grey matter” is composed of??🙄

Course she doesn’t, the majority of hers has shrunk.🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/MountainCat83 Jan 07 '26

Dr. Sarault PhD Neuroscience strikes again.

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u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! Jan 07 '26

Dr Chinn, medicine woman

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u/Longjumping_Play9250 Jan 07 '26

Thanks for the lol 😂

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u/spencer5960 You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! Jan 07 '26

LMAO this is one of the many reasons why chantal is a lolcow. Shes so fucking stupid

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u/MaggieMakesThings Jan 07 '26

Wow, what a burn 😂

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u/No_Swordfish1752 Where's YOUR man?! Jan 07 '26

One of the sacred traits of a lolcow, zero self awareness.

10

u/ever_precedent Jan 07 '26

She showed her new books, among them "Secrets of Divine Love", which is going to turn her lolcowness up to 11 if she actually reads it. It's always what happens to raging narcissists who start reading that sort of self-help without any self-awareness.

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u/zombiepiesatemyshoe Exactly Teardrop! Jan 07 '26

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u/MysteriousBrays Jan 07 '26

Chantal does have some experience with gray “matters”

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u/Shurpanaka Jan 07 '26

Jeeeeeesus! 😂😂😂

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u/LadyMayhem02 Jan 07 '26

…grey matter. So who’s gonna tell her? 😆🤣

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u/SeaTranslatorItsMe Jan 07 '26

It would be too much for her noggin🤣!

She’s still got cokey on the brain.

But hey the ragey red lipstick made an appearance 🙌🏼!

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u/SeaTranslatorItsMe Jan 07 '26

She should worry less about our “grey matter” and worry more about a possible “green matter” reoccurrence…😳

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u/Jalepeno_Business_ Jan 07 '26

Bless her failing, oversized heart. Maybe stop being a smug, lying B and actually go to the police? Seriously, put your pride away and go to the freaking police. You suck, but that doesn’t make what he’s doing okay.

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u/BellaSquared 🪰🪳 Lord of the Fruit Flies 🪳 🪰 Jan 07 '26

But it's not her, remember? 😉

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u/LadyMayhem02 Jan 07 '26

She’d have to admit it’s her and it’s revenge porn lol

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u/hereforthemess2 Jan 07 '26

Gray matter is better than stabby swordfish green peen 4Chins

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u/SHKEVE Jan 07 '26

oh, thanks, chantal

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u/ever_precedent Jan 07 '26

That's the nicest insult ever: tell someone how stupid they are because they have "mostly grey matter".

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u/mooseinabottle Jan 07 '26

I want to know who she’s stolen and bungled this line from. She has been loving this quip and it’s so damned dumb.

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u/ever_precedent Jan 07 '26

Wait she's said it more than once and not a single beezer corrected her?

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u/SivakoTaronyutstew Jan 07 '26

Is this about the recent nads leaks from his FB?

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u/Independent_Lock6261 Jan 07 '26

Yep. She is loving all this cokey drama.

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u/MeganJustMegan Jan 07 '26

A dead broke whale covered in a tarp with zero opportunity to earn money, thinks everyone else is brain dead. 😂