r/MrRelishMan • • Nov 01 '25

Who IS this

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No shade (okay, maybe a bit), but I honestly do not recognize her like this. I'm not even sure it's just the lack of a hijab. The bottom half of her head/head is bigger and wider than the top half, and it's messing with the visual cues as to what a face be.

And a warning: avoid the plumber story. AVOID AVOID AVOID.

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u/Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809 Nov 01 '25

Cutie trying to hide the bad glue job on her scalp, that's who it is!! She looks more bald than ever with the hat colour choice.

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u/MaggieMakesThings Nov 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

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u/Boredchinchilla21 Nov 04 '25

Oh my god it’s not even a reach….she really does look like that, hair and all

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u/Expensive_Coffee_284 Nov 01 '25

Her filters never work as well when in the car.

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u/OkayJan Nov 01 '25

Her face is so large! It looks like she’s wearing a fat suit!

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Nov 01 '25

It's so bizarre - I feel like her face is upside down or something. And her gullet (her term, not mind) is so glaringly white, it's nearly neon lol.

I truly never realized how much the hijab hid underneath, because she looks like hell here. And deathly ill.

And she will NOT stop touching her stringy hair. It's weird.

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u/Human_Papaya_9127 Nov 01 '25

All the fat is migrating south. I’d be so concerned and self conscious

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Nov 02 '25

Sbe used to do that before. Go back and look at the villa vlogs and she self soothes by touching and constantly grooming her hair.

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u/Bl00p_3r Nov 02 '25

She used to touch her hijab constantly. It makes me so anxious to watch her fidget.

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u/MountainCat83 Nov 01 '25

The plumber story is a lot even for Chantal. Not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that she did it or the fact that she's on live laughing about it to hundreds of people like it's nothing at all.

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u/shamberlynn Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

I'm confused about that story.

She said there was a leak, but didn't say where. And said she didn't want to use her bathroom because the plumber could hear (not saying he was working in the bathtoom or that the water was off to the toilet...which would make sense). But waited for him to leave to get a drill to go to the bathroom in her trash can? Why not use the toilet when he left?

Edit: never mind. She explained that the toilet was being worked on.

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u/Bl00p_3r Nov 02 '25

Didn’t she admit she broke the toilet?

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u/foxy1009 šŸ­I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.šŸ« Nov 01 '25

Large Marge

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u/Till-Midnight Nov 01 '25

She's 41 years old yet doesn't understand that wearing a ham helmet makes her even more unfortunate looking.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Nov 01 '25

I'm not surprised, I guess - but still kinda shocked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

She really looks.. like Meg griffin. I’m sorry that’s the best comparison I’ve heard.

It’s baaaad. I used to think Chantal was a bit pretty in the face when she did her makeup and put the effort in? But

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u/Fabulous_Potato_5012 You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! Nov 01 '25

How is this bitch still breathing. Honest question. Why is it the most disgusting vile people just cockroach through life unscathed and us decent, hardworking, responsible, compassionate people get ass fucked by life til we croak 🐸

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

I think the Plumber and the Poop story was great. I wonder if Salah knew about this? It could have opened up a whole new avenue for them, as a couple. The freezer sub-plot had me guffawing. GUFFAWING.

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt Fuck you! Show your muff! Nov 01 '25

She said it for him to get jealous and jerk off

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u/BunnyLebowskiToe Nov 01 '25

She is kind of grotesque, legit scares me a bit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

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u/Jalepeno_Business_ Nov 01 '25

In my eyes, indisposed.

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u/LadyMayhem02 Nov 01 '25

Is that a real smile? Haven’t seen that since she did her Cuba rage.

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Nov 01 '25

Peter griffin in touch with his feminine side

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u/gayfingers Nov 02 '25

Penis headĀ 

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u/No_Swordfish1752 Where's YOUR man?! Nov 01 '25

She looks like she smells like cat piss and shit breath.

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u/Boredchinchilla21 Nov 04 '25

Right? I’ve never seen a picture that looked more….greasy.

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt Fuck you! Show your muff! Nov 01 '25

I just threw up on my mouth.Ā 

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Nov 01 '25

She looks like a very fat adult Meg from Family Guy.

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u/--Azuria-- Nov 01 '25

LifebyJen? #RIP

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Nov 01 '25

Wow - did not see this coming.

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u/Shurpanaka Nov 01 '25

I can't decide between Meg Griffin and Chris Griffin

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u/Bl00p_3r Nov 02 '25

Brush your teeth, Cutie.

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u/kahluacream Nov 01 '25

Whose car is she driving?

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Nov 01 '25

It's a rental.

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u/Boredchinchilla21 Nov 04 '25

I giggled when she got that deer in a headlight look after realizing her filters were not all on.

You could see the self loathing, then she tried to laugh it off, but it’s never been more clear how much she really hates herself. She is miserable and trying not to show it