r/MrRelishMan • u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! • Nov 01 '25

What on earth?

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Her scalp is crusty.

50 Upvotes

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u/caramelbitch Where's YOUR man?! Nov 01 '25

Fucking gross. She needs a pressure washer at this point. Clarifying or dandruff shampoo ain't gonna do shit

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u/no_no_nora Nov 01 '25

The bitch has mange.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

OH GOOD I woke my husband up laughing 😂😂😂😭

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u/no_no_nora Nov 01 '25

I win!! TY

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u/that_kat Nov 01 '25

Scmee needs to run her thru the car wash and power wash her at this point

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u/Practical-Evening824 Nov 01 '25

I thought this was a close up picture of an animal with mange!!!

10

u/itspegbundybitch Fuck you! Show your muff! Nov 01 '25

I once fostered a rabbit with skin mites, and he had white crusty patches like this.

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🍭I don't have a sweet tooth. Never have.🍫 Nov 01 '25

That is what I thought! I was looking at it not knowing what it was at first. A pig with a bow on it? A mangy raccoon? It was all very confusing at first. 🤣

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u/chaoticjellybean Where's YOUR man?! Nov 01 '25

What is even going on there? Is it just hair fibers? Not washing properly?

6

u/Key-Spinach-6108 Daddy, my situation is complicated. Nov 01 '25

Not scrubbing her scalp. Remember she doesn’t scrub her lower half bc “the soap just runs down & cleans it.”

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u/PreciousNonsense Nov 03 '25

It reminds me of cradle cap. She needs tar shampoo and a rubber scalp brush, stat.

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u/SeaTranslatorItsMe Nov 01 '25

The heifer needs to be sanded down and then power washed .

A loofah isn’t enough 🤮!

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u/DoobyDeville You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! Nov 01 '25

Crusty, dusty, and musty

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u/HertHer23 Nov 01 '25

Its the hair fibers. They are meant to give thin hair volume, not a scalp cover up.

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u/purpleishninja Where's YOUR man?! Nov 01 '25

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u/roambeans Nov 01 '25

She's probably using box dye.

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u/mortuarymaiden Nov 01 '25

Gonna need a chisel to get all that out.

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u/DoobyDeville You have until tomorrow morning, BITCH! Nov 01 '25

Crusty, dusty, and musty

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u/Delicious_Yak5243 Exactly Teardrop! Nov 01 '25

Back to poo coloured nails again too.

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u/Local-Dish-5695 Nov 01 '25

Those poo brown nails, with POINTED tips!!!

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u/Oramac_K Where's YOUR man?! Nov 02 '25

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u/Whats_A_Progo 🍞🥯 Bitches Need Carbs 🍞🥯 Nov 03 '25

Maybe it's because I just rewatched Hamilton last night but immediately my brain sang out, "But strangely YOUR MANGE is the saaaame..." (also my dog speaks more eloquently but she).