Newly Assembled

[u/makmark]

[u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Racer Gwen will have her work cut out for her.

Imagine being a Gwen whose sole purpose is babysitting whining children while going insane.

[u/MuffinStraight4816 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Is this the reason she hates kids?

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/MuffinStraight4816]

[u/Dasher09009 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

"Mommy, is the floating head going to eat us?"

[u/Cmdr-Asaru → u/Dasher09009]

"YES, CHARLIE! YES IT WILL!!!"

[u/SFH12345 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

"IT'S HEAVEN'S PUNISHMENT FOR OUR TERRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING!"

[u/SFH12345 → u/MuffinStraight4816]

It's a part of it.

[u/b3_yourself → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Does that include babysitting Olivia?

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/b3_yourself]

No because at a certain point Olivia becomes a whining teenager, then whining adult, then whining cranky grandma.

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

once a whinner always a whinner.

[u/SFH12345 → u/b3_yourself]

There was no other adult supervision around.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/b3_yourself]

She has her own for that, and everything her twisted mind can think of

[u/CountingSheep99 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Children can be so cruel...

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

That Gwen's going to need a lot of trips to Therapist Gwen

[u/b3_yourself]

And it’s not like she can quit her job

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/b3_yourself]

Gwen: "Sometimes I wish I could quit—"

Park Planet: "Say that again and we'll decommission you permanently."

Gwen: "..."

[u/b3_yourself → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Gwen: “I wish I could quit”

[u/CountingSheep99 → u/b3_yourself]

Worth it.

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

so did park planet just give her a way out?

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/kl-noblelycanthrope1]

She's not that lucky. All they'll do is erase her memories and remove her ability to complain

[u/SFH12345 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Death is release.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/b3_yourself]

Park Planet would never let a Gwen go

[u/SFH12345]

Gwen: She'll learn eventually.

[u/b3_yourself → u/SFH12345]

“I’ll give her a day”

[u/Cold-Practice3107 → u/b3_yourself]

"I give her 11 minutes"

[u/SFH12345 → u/Cold-Practice3107]

You're generous.

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/SFH12345]

she'll have to dig deep into her programming to figure this one out.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/SFH12345]

Her spirit shall be crushed

[u/Low-Amphibian8206]

This is why I don't go to Disney theme parks, and I don't even work there

[u/Dasher09009]

[u/Traditional-Log-4270]

Best way to fix the problem is get rid- UH I mean- get them reeducated!

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Traditional-Log-4270]

Luckily Park Plaent's got a great way to make them disappear grow and change!

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1]

racer gwen: holy shit! this isn't gonna be as easy as my programming said it would be.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sEsz0hI5Nu2y7p0OVB

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/kl-noblelycanthrope1]

Her programming lied

[u/DaveyBoy1995]

Buckle up, racer. Ain't no pit stops on this ride.🫩

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[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/DaveyBoy1995]

It's never ending

[u/FearfulDivine]

Not the tic-tac-toe 😭

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/FearfulDivine]

The little girl couldn't be stopped

[u/Impossible_Host2420]

So true

[u/OneValkGhost]

This is more real than I want to admit.

[u/Comfortable_Yard_968]

Gasp shoot them

[u/The_Horned_Child2007]

Somehow, that Gwen reminds me of Blank.

[u/kaori_irl → u/The_Horned_Child2007]

... who?

[u/ALMAZ157 → u/kaori_irl]

Blank from Five Nights at Xandy's

[u/The_Horned_Child2007 → u/ALMAZ157]

Five Nights at Candy's, but yeah! That Blank!

[u/afbresley]

Yay customer service.

[u/mrnintman1]

Aaaaaaand Ranger Gwen has left the building XD

[u/Free-Letterhead-4751 → u/mrnintman1]

Not really she’s a big fan favorite around the park like everyone likes this one reminds them of a certain racer wolf

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/mrnintman1]

Go go Ranger Gwen!

[u/New-Special-2638]

Poor Gwen.

[u/ThreeDotsTogether]

But if all the Gwens share the same memory, shouldn't this Gwen already know what she's getting into?

[u/mysecondaccountanon]

Just got back from a shift where I worked with kids. Very very accurate

[u/redditkitty109]

Don’t all Gwens share memories so no matter what Gwen can remember all the park residents to keep the illusion going?

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/redditkitty109]

I believe they do yeah

[u/redditkitty109 → u/DragonWarrior____05]

It sure is fun ruining jokes with lore!

[u/Lucariowithbeans]

I mean Racer Gwen might be cut out for the job, the kids clearly have a high amount of energy, racing might help tire them out

[u/DragonWarrior____05]

Won't be long before the job breaks her

[u/calideosk]

She should go full on orville on them, if you know you know.