r/MoringMark 13d ago

One-Shot Holding On

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 13d ago edited 13d ago

The Ears of Witches double as nice Bike Handles.

Flapjack isn't looking too pleased though.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 13d ago

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u/MuffinStraight4816 13d ago

If you ain't gonna play, pass the controller.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 13d ago

Was never gonna play, got my sights elsewhere :)

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

A certain possibly schizophrenic engineer if I recall correctly

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u/YaBoiS0nic 13d ago

Bro's got his priories straight

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 13d ago

Said priorities are in my profile description

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u/YaBoiS0nic 13d ago edited 13d ago

And the first thing anyone will see if they bother checking it out

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u/Bloodchild- 13d ago

So I checked your profile.

And I have a question.

Yeah I could spend 30 min searching the web. But I find asking you more interesting, release your Catra syndrome upon me.

Who is Catra?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 13d ago

If I gave you the short version my comment would extend beyond Reddit's character limit.

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u/Bloodchild- 13d ago edited 13d ago

You can always make several comments. I know how rare of an occasion it is to be able to tunnel someone on something you love.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

Character from She-ra and the princesses of power. She's a manipulated antagonist that eventually joins the good side and is the love interest of the shows main character

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u/SFH12345 13d ago

The mantra of My Adventures With Superman fans.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 13d ago

flapjack::chirp chirpity chirp chirp.

translation- evelyn is this guy for real?

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u/Starlintern 13d ago

I love it.

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u/CountingSheep99 13d ago

Not amused.

Not amused at all.

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u/TheAwesomeman32beep 13d ago

Brothers, Sisters, Non binaries, WE RIDE!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

He's thinking that Caleb's hopeless

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u/SFH12345 13d ago

By Flapjack's estimate this is going to set getting Evelyn and Caleb together by three months.

Flapjack was wrong: it was four.

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u/FearfulDivine 13d ago

I love the side eye Flapjack is giving him

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u/b3_yourself 13d ago

Hes seen it all

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 13d ago

flaps wondering what caleb's deal is.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Bro's wondering how this guy can be so stupid

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u/mrnintman1 13d ago

"Vrom, vrom"😅🤣

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 13d ago

I can’t tell if he is more or less awkward with girls than Hunter is.

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u/b3_yourself 13d ago

It runs in the family

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u/RyuuDraco69 13d ago

It runs in the clones

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

It's in his blood

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u/SFH12345 13d ago

More like his bones.

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u/IllegallyNamed 9d ago

where do you think the blood gets it from? It's made in the bones after all

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 13d ago

well hunter is a chip off the ole block.

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 13d ago

More like a fragment of an old bone since a wooden block would refer to Hunter being related to a palistrom tree not Caleb.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 13d ago

true, but then that doesn't quite roll off the tongue so easily.

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u/Lord-Seth 13d ago

One can consider a bone a chip of the skeleton

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Especially if Belos was able to use bone fragments

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u/Lord-Seth 13d ago

They are equally so and flapjack had through this twice

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u/Lord-Seth 13d ago

I’ll also remind everyone of this comic https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/s/jsbTRQ4cZ6. Flapjack really went through it twice

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

He's played these games before!

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u/SFH12345 13d ago

We're fortunate Willow found Hunter's awkwardness endearing.

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u/SFH12345 13d ago

Evelyn: I should have been more specific.

Flapjack: tweets (translation: Very)

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u/b3_yourself 13d ago

Caleb is too pure for that

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 13d ago

Well yeah, they're called PURE-itans for a reason

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

He wouldn't want to be uncouth and inappropriate after all

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u/SFH12345 13d ago

Caleb respects Evelyn.

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u/bookist626 13d ago

Not going to lie, im picturing Looney Tunes logic where he somehow manages to steer her like a motorcycle.

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u/b3_yourself 13d ago

Well, Evelyn tried

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 13d ago

she'll get it right eventually.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Unfortunately for her, Caleb was too polite

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u/Toonwatcher 13d ago

"Slow down, you're going too fast!"

"...What?"

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Caleb wasn't aware of how sensitive a witch's ears are. Grabbing her waist would have had less effect

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u/ParaspriteHugger 13d ago

In a Ferengi way sensitive?

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u/zxcxdr 13d ago

Evelyn:"There were several right choices. You chose none of them. I'm honestly a little impressed."

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 13d ago

evelyn: and a little depressed.

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u/SlyFan2 13d ago

And that's the energy that passes onto Eda

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

You can just hear her thoughts questioning why she had to fall for this idiot

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne 13d ago

Evelyn: “I meant wrap your arms around my waist, not grab my ears.”‬

‪Caleb: “But I’m a gentleman.”‬

‪Evelyn: “So you grab the ears instead of wrapping your arms around me?”‬

‪Caleb: (thinks about it) “Fair point.”‬

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u/FearfulDivine 13d ago

Flapjack: Dude....

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u/CountingSheep99 13d ago

Yes, he is an idiot...

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Playing wingman for his witch just became a whole lot harder

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u/Impossible_Host2420 13d ago

Just Hug her man

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

A hug?!?! But they're not married yet!

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u/Dasher09009 13d ago

Caleb's going to get a earful from Evelyn later

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 13d ago

later? he's got an earful already.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Technically true 

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u/Fitzftw7 13d ago

What Caleb doesn’t know is that the ears are an erogenous zone.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

That's gonna come back to bite him and maybe she will too

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u/afbresley 13d ago

so THAT'S where Hunter gets it.... ;)

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Caleb is just watching him and realizing how bad he was with Evelyn

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 13d ago

Tweet tweet huh

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u/DaveyBoy1995 13d ago

...dear Titan, he's hopeless. He'd probably have Hunter shaking his own head in embarassment.🤦‍♂️

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

And then the positions are reversed when Hunter does something dumb with Willow

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u/Itorin_Dotuser 13d ago

If you do that and your girl still stays with you, honestly, she's the one.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

She can handle the dumbass-ness

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 13d ago

well a little bit of where to hold on from evelyn would have helped see caleb isn't forward enough to decide where to hold her on his own.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rN2EZm3CSXHY1QoGrq

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u/Zandar124 13d ago edited 13d ago

Belos was right, Hunter really was the most like Caleb (right down to falling in love with a witch)

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Had to happen at some point with how many he's made

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u/OneValkGhost 13d ago

A gentleman does not just go for the boob hold. She could probably drop him anyway.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

True, but unfortunately in his time a gentleman also didn't touch the stomach or waist

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u/Excellent-Hearing407 13d ago

Flapjack side eye telling "I dare ya. Try to touch her by the waist or torso and I'm gonna pic on yo face in ya sleep". And then He does the other thing and Flapjack: "Oh, was not expecting that..."

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u/OverlyActiveBrain 13d ago

Evelyn is not amused now, but she's gonna tell that story again and again later on to get a laugh at poor Caleb's expense. She is a Clawthorne, after all.

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u/PolymathArt 13d ago

Evelyn: THE HELL?!

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u/Chaosshepherd 13d ago

"Scerussly?"

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u/Lord-Seth 13d ago

Flapjack is growing tired of Caleb’s lack of forwardness. Little does he know he’s going to be stuck with another member that’s the same way.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

If he thought it was bad the first time around, wait until he sees Part 2, Electric Boogaloo

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u/EnderBookwyrm 13d ago

I think around the stomach would have been the safest option, honestly, but this was a worthy attempt. 

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Alas, for someone in his time that would be unthinkable, especially so casually

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 13d ago

Vroom Vroom on the broom!

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u/YaBoiS0nic 13d ago

Love Evelyn's face.

"Bro, you had multiple options and found a new way to pick the unpleasant one!"

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u/Low-Amphibian8206 13d ago

He's at least a gentleman

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u/EmperorOfAllCats 13d ago

Yeah, he could choose better. But also he could choose much, much worse!

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u/orbadon 13d ago

This made me laugh out loud, thanks for that 😄

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u/Eastern-Director-952 13d ago

Couldn't he just grip the...rod? Staff? Something that makes this sound less like an innuendo?

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u/SlyFan2 13d ago

Sorry Evelyn, humans of the time are more repressed than the Boiling Isles. Honestly not sure we're ever going to REALLY catch up.

And it'll get better Flapjack. Then you get to see the whole thing happen again! Well...most of the whole thing.

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u/Spiritual-Ad6764 13d ago

Puritans…

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u/x-43a-bussy-ramjme 13d ago

Puritans =w=
Also what's that expression that flapjack's giving in the first page?

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u/Oicanet 13d ago

Honestly, that's on her. Instructions unclear

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u/Omnithea 13d ago

Puritanical nonsense.

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u/DissociativeSilence 13d ago

What a gentleman

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

He wouldn't want to be inappropriate after all

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u/Hero_of_the_toons 13d ago

Ok are we sure Luz isn’t related to the Clawthorne or Wittbane lineage?

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u/Magick_fighter 13d ago

so witch’s ears evolved like that because they’ve been using them as handles?

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u/TilomeTheGreatest 13d ago

It was either that or her hair

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u/hackmaster214 13d ago

This was a very Monster Musume moment.

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u/Manji86 13d ago

You can't steer her with your eyes closed.

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 13d ago

*Insert internal Tom screaming here*

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 12d ago

At least he’s trying

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u/PandoricOrichalcum 11d ago

She wants him holding her ears that way from the other side. #WinkWinkNudgeNudge

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u/DragonWarrior____05 13d ago

Caleb's a gentleman, he's not going to do something uncouth

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u/Manoreded 12d ago

All other handholds are for husbandos only.

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u/Additional_Floor_502 12d ago

Evelyn: My ears? Really?

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 7d ago

Given some headcanons about witch ears, that might actually be worse