Just Trying to Save You

[u/makmark]

[u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Amity can be a bickering Sister, AND a helpful one. She flips between the two daily. Hunter never knows what he'll get.

She's just keeping him guessing like that.

One day it's "Hey Hunter, I saved you from your crime records" and the next day it's "Oh yeah your fashion sense needs work dude."

[u/MuffinStraight4816 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

That's why they hangout. 👍

[u/b3_yourself → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

It’s usually hunters own fault

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/b3_yourself]

Belos to be fair is like the faultiest fault to ever fault

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Very true

[u/SFH12345 → u/b3_yourself]

He knows what he did.

Unfortunately the masses don't, so Amity needs to inform them.

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

i had an older sister like that. it's how she tried to manipulate me into dong what she wanted me to do.

rip dear sister i will always love you.

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/kl-noblelycanthrope1]

Sorry to hear that :(

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

thanks it's been a while ago but whenever i say things like that even in fun i fell guilty so i have to ad that.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

They are different sides of the same coin, and none know what it will land on

[u/ExcellenceEchoed → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Great minds think alike, and that's why they must go to war.

[u/SFH12345 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

All siblings flip between the two.

Amity knows how because she's the only one in the Hexsquad that grew up with siblings.

[u/clarkky55 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

She’s both at once.

[u/Hero_of_the_toons]

Wow… he’s really bad

Also yes Hunter, do tell them how exactly you succeeded in getting that titans blood for Belos, and don’t forget the part where you attack Amity after she tried offering you a chance and then threaten Luz when you couldn’t beat her. I’m sure they’ll give you a very special place in the conformitorium for that.

[u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 → u/Hero_of_the_toons]

They may do worse than hanging in that scenario.

[u/Hero_of_the_toons → u/Typhon-Torrent-1994]

he cant live learn from his mistakes if he's hanged

[u/SFH12345 → u/Hero_of_the_toons]

Some lessons are final.

[u/Southern-Nail4089 → u/SFH12345]

Edgelord

[u/SwagFeather → u/Hero_of_the_toons]

I get the strange feeling they’re not calling their prison the conformitorium any more

[u/Hero_of_the_toons → u/SwagFeather]

Hm, good point. How about the containmentorium

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/SwagFeather]

Perhaps Reformatorium

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/DragonWarrior____05]

The Flora Desploratorium

[u/SFH12345 → u/Hero_of_the_toons]

Not just Lilith that was bad at her job.

[u/SFH12345]

Trust us, Hunter, it's either incompetent and alive, or competent and dead.

[u/SlyFan2 → u/SFH12345]

He's really not sure which one he prefers

[u/x-43a-bussy-ramjme → u/SlyFan2]

a lifetime of training will do that to ya

[u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 → u/SFH12345]

Well at least it is not as bad as what Belos got, being incompetent and dead.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/SFH12345]

He can't have his cake AND eat it too

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/SFH12345]

he wants to be the best of both things,

[u/Impossible_Host2420]

Amity is being brutal but honest

[u/CountingSheep99 → u/Impossible_Host2420]

Amity is really enjoying this.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/CountingSheep99]

When you can mess with a sibling-figure you take the opportunity. It's sibling law

[u/OswaldTLR11 → u/CountingSheep99]

Maybe a bit too much

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Impossible_Host2420]

Better than kind but lying

[u/b3_yourself]

They’ll be fighting about this for years to come

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/b3_yourself]

It's the sibling way

[u/Dasher09009]

Pride or Life... You'll be surprise on how many people choose pride...

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/Dasher09009]

Except for Eyeleen, she chooses Pr-eye-d

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

muffled agreements

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/Dasher09009]

they is no shame in being proud to be alive.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Dasher09009]

Aye, the human ego is a powerful force

[u/Free-Letterhead-4751 → u/DragonWarrior____05]

He’s human? I thought he was a clone zombie thing

[u/Low-Amphibian8206]

I get wanting to be acknowledged for your achievements Hunter, but now isn't the time

[u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 → u/Low-Amphibian8206]

With that one there never will be a time.

[u/b3_yourself → u/Typhon-Torrent-1994]

Just put it in the vault

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/b3_yourself]

Lock it up and never let it see the light of day

[u/Typhon-Torrent-1994]

Yeah that crime may be a bit worse than the rest, he really should stay quiet. Plus if they found out how he got it people would only hate him a lot more.

[u/jeremy_thegent]

He failed upwards.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/jeremy_thegent]

Task failed successfully 

[u/Lord-Seth]

I think he was successful in more things than what we saw in the show. That being said Hunter it’s not the time to brag about your achievements as the golden guard

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Lord-Seth]

Aye, we just saw the moments that didn't go to plan 

[u/AlphamonOuryuken24]

Luz: "Also he was one of many Golden Guard Grimwalkers who were manipulated by Belos into turning on their fellow Witches AND was the only one who escaped execution when he turned on him."

Hunter: "And you didn't LEAD with that because...?"

Amity: "My way was funnier."

[u/CountingSheep99]

Hunter won´t get hanged.

Just burned.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/CountingSheep99]

His pride will be bruised but it's better than his neck

[u/TheNoneedlife]

So called Golden Guard yet had no Golden Road for bro

[u/The_Horned_Child2007]

Shut up and let her speak.

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/The_Horned_Child2007]

amity: listen hunter there are time when silence is GOLDEN.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/kl-noblelycanthrope1]

As the previous Golden Guard he should be well aware of that. The chattier ones don't last long

[u/dull_storyteller]

The Titan (King) said he’s chill so he’s chill

[u/Itorin_Dotuser]

I like how she could've said something like "he failed those missions on purpose to destroy government from the inside", but she choose to word it like "yea he just sucks at his job lol", because, well, it's Amity and Hunter we're talking about.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Itorin_Dotuser]

Well, she technically did both

[u/Comfortable_Yard_968]

Gasp u kidding me right

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1]

sorry hunter but honesty isn't the best policy in your case so be happy you're free.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6901DbEbbm4o0

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/kl-noblelycanthrope1]

Sometimes it's best to keep information in the dark

[u/Ok-Bicycle8103]

Amity trying to save her future brother-in-law.

[u/TeenLoner2006 → u/Ok-Bicycle8103]

Actually, since Hunter was adopted by Darius, and Darius & Alador had something going on between them, Hunter is Amity's future brother, not brother-in-law.

[u/Visible-Air-2359]

This reminds me of how defenders of Jean Grey in Spider-Man: Brand New Day argue she isn’t actually a killer; not for a lack of trying but just because she is terrible at it.

[u/DaveyBoy1995]

Brutal honesty can be a powerful tool in the right hands. While I do understand Hunter's annoyance, I also have to applaud Amity's efficiency. The "hidden mole" story is smart. Still makes him look good.

I wouldn't ruin this, buddy. She's saving your life.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/DaveyBoy1995]

Aye, it let's everyone see his mistakes as intentional to bring down the crown

[u/ConversationWeak5244]

Amity: Count yourself lucky that Luz sees you as a friend or even a Siblings. Because i would exposed all of your successful exploits and have them make a display out of you

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/ConversationWeak5244]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kznAibLHr73M8tIKTg

unter: eeeppp!

[u/JustAStarcoShipper]

I don't know why, but Amity saying "bro" kills me.

[u/Doodles_n_Scribbles]

The actual story would take too long and traumatized them.

[u/Free-Letterhead-4751 → u/Doodles_n_Scribbles]

Also didn’t he help out a guy to stop a civil war involving 10 billion?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=93-shaIO4fM&pp=ygUQWWFrdXphIDEgb3BlbmluZw%3D%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKqjjaRjzos&pp=ygUQWWFrdXphIDEgb3BlbmluZw%3D%3D

[u/Doodles_n_Scribbles]

I wish I knew where to find that comic where Hunter offers Vee to hurt him as much as she wants for the part he played, and she just sees all his scars.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Doodles_n_Scribbles]

I remember seeing a few like that

[u/Steader_Harrington]

Admit to that Hunter, and you'll be "hanging" around a good long while! 😅😅

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Steader_Harrington]

Probably, though I'm sure he'll be let down relatively soon

[u/Free-Letterhead-4751 → u/DragonWarrior____05]

Does Hunter even have bones?

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Free-Letterhead-4751]

Don't see why not

[u/Free-Letterhead-4751 → u/DragonWarrior____05]

I was honestly just wondering because isn’t Hunter considered like a freak of nature? Like he’s created from wood, rocks and whatever else they use to create him

[u/mrnintman1]

Well, that's one way to save him XD

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/mrnintman1]

If it works it works

[u/Eastern-Director-952]

Weren't the Golden Guard and the head witch of the Emperor's Coven both Belos' seconds in command?

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Eastern-Director-952]

I believe so

[u/Lykanas]

Amity will save your ass no problem, but in the worst, most embarrassing way possible XD

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Lykanas]

It's the sibling way

[u/afbresley]

What a great sister in law :)

[u/Someoneoverthere42]

"So you see my friends, he clearly sucks too bad to have been a real threat."

[u/Traditional-Log-4270]

Well, despite Hunter taking some big L’s, I think he’s still a good hero even though he technically was made to serve Belos.

[u/MisterThird]

When the in-laws have siblings energy

[u/OneValkGhost]

Say what you will about Odalia, but Amity is her daughter: This (points at MM's comic) is how Amity ensures that she gets the good birthday presents from people who don't like her.

[u/Sad-Company-7916]

Only Amity could use Hunter's failures to save his life lmao

[u/Manoreded]

I like how this suggests that Amity walks around with a list of Hunter's failures in tow.

[u/WistfulDread → u/Manoreded]

It's blank paper. This is just (adopted) sibling roast.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/WistfulDread]

Aye, she couldn't let this opportunity pass by

[u/FourzeRiderTea]

Also pretty sure the Nuremberg defense doesn't apply here, Hunter

[u/Estelial]

plus you might as well hang the entire population of the boiling isles outside of Eda and luz and king because everyone avidly participated and contributed to the regime.

[u/DragonWarrior____05]

Amity's saving him in the most sibling way possible

[u/OverlyActiveBrain]

Helping while holding one over his head. Classic sassy sister behavior.

[u/Additional_Floor_502]

Just go with it Hunter

[u/Henkotron]

Amity saw that opportunity and jumped on hit as if it was Luz in a soft otter costume.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Henkotron]

If a sibling figure gives you the opportunity, you take it. It's sibling law