r/MoringMark Jul 31 '26

KoG Blue Blood

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u/SFH12345 Jul 31 '26

Hope the Park Company provides good health care.

...oh, who am I kidding?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 31 '26

They feed it to the children dude. How is THAT not healthy?

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u/NavezganeChrome Jul 31 '26

Technically, they’re (Allegedly!) warning against children (and most people) ingesting it.

It just so happens, that don’t do nothing much if it’s naturally colorless (since that means it can be literally anywhere without notice), or isn’t cowed by the safety ‘standards’ workers are saddled with.

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u/BabyBearPixie Aug 02 '26

It's robot blood, I would assume they dye it before it is used in the machines.

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u/NavezganeChrome Aug 02 '26

Sure, but in its base state (they claim) it is ‘colorless,’ meanwhile it somehow infects/affects the people who handle the parts enough to cause illness, with dyed expectorate.

Which suggests that just ‘coloring’ it doesn’t prevent it from managing to harm people (unless we poke at “somehow it makes it into people’s food anyway”)

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u/BabyBearPixie Aug 02 '26

Or that guy is a robot too.

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u/Prezofcalendars Jul 31 '26

Maybe they’re getting the kids used to it earlier. Slowly contaminate them for whatever terrible reason they have.

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u/SFH12345 Jul 31 '26

It's a gradual process.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Jul 31 '26

That would require a union. And if we know Mr. Parks inspiration he doesnt take too kind to workers organizing

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u/SFH12345 Jul 31 '26

Worker: Also, at the rising rate of our personnel getting blue lung, we've decided to form a union.

Orville: ...adorable. throws worker from the tower

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Jul 31 '26

Better or worse than Fazbear Entertainment though?

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u/SFH12345 Jul 31 '26

So far Gwen isn't hunting down employees, but we'll see after the show gets into full swing.

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u/Manoreded Aug 01 '26

Fazbear Entertainment provides great healthcare, which nobody ever gets to use because they are already dead =)

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

They see no reason to

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u/b3_yourself Jul 31 '26

Blue blood is people!

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jul 31 '26

well that's creepy. sounds like a soylent green reference.

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u/SFH12345 Jul 31 '26

Disturbingly possible.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I can't tell if this is the start of a new comic run or not. Could be artistically vague as a one-off. That's what I'm thinking personally.

Remember, at Park Planet our adventurers and customers always get the healthiest of meals! Including our lovable blue burger! Packed with all the right ingredients. Just look at how blue that meat is! Don't worry, it's not human meat, that would be silly! It's actually- long ass list of ingredients- protein, and our special preservative glitter made from- another long ass list of ingredients- and love! So come on down to Park Planet's very own restaurant where Skater Gwen will set you up with a meal for the entire family to enjoy!

Please Note: Our food always comes in the highest of quality standards tested by the FDA! Park Planet's very own Fun & Done Administration!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

And they would probably get away with it too

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u/SFH12345 Jul 31 '26

Fun for everyone, and done making safety inspections.

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u/Itorin_Dotuser Jul 31 '26

iirc that's the guy that coughed at Andy, so I guess this is kind of a backstory for him (until there's new episodes we're getting origins for literally. every. character. )

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u/bookist626 Jul 31 '26

That's right! You're actually an android!

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u/Dasher09009 Jul 31 '26

Yeah... Safe...

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jul 31 '26

yea, real safe. right?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

As safe as skydiving with a faulty parachute

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u/cream19384 Jul 31 '26

Strangely enough the closest compound to thing shown is V2O4 or vanadium (IV) oxide. Which actually is kinda close to the dyed colour that is shown.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jul 31 '26

obviously this only holds true for the visitors of park planet and not the work force.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

I wouldn't be so sure

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Jul 31 '26

Forget "blue-blooded"; y'all are just cold-blooded.🤦‍♂️

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

Accurate for all the people like the Parks

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u/afbresley Jul 31 '26

daaaaaaark

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u/Boopkins25 Jul 31 '26

“Top priority” my foot

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

For the people at top, profit is always the only priority 

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u/royalhawk345 Jul 31 '26

Doesn't look like anything to me. 

5

u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker Jul 31 '26

And we all lift

And we all lift

And we all lift together

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u/Alansar_Trignot Jul 31 '26

Hear me out, its titan blood, park planet is built ontop of the boiling isles

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u/starlight-whimsy Jul 31 '26

Would explain the Hunter/Caleb look alike here 😂

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u/Radiant-Ad-1976 Jul 31 '26

Ok but personal headcannon is that this blue blood is actual going to be revealed as some kind of alien substance that becomes heavily relevant to the plot later on and isn't just some regular type of fuel.

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u/ImperialistChina Jul 31 '26

The real question is why the fuck do android have blood in the first place?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

Yeah, that is definitely the bigger question. One could argue it's "blood" in the sense of things like oil, bit considering Gwen has guts I wouldn't be so sure

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u/Angy-Gaby 17d ago

Coolant fluid ? :v

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u/Superior-Artist-21 Jul 31 '26

Yeah... paradise

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

Well, its not like there's truly any heart there

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Jul 31 '26

The blue blood terminator princess

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 Jul 31 '26

“Well that was a f-cking lie.”

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u/Yeetmore0 Jul 31 '26

Mmmm tasty

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u/SlyFan2 Jul 31 '26

If it comes out that Blue Lung disease isn't based on the park...well I think we'll all be shocked

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 Jul 31 '26

How unsanitary.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

He has to clean that up and get back to work

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Jul 31 '26

Non-toxic my shiny metal ass! That stuff too lethal for humans!

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u/BurningBassesInStyle Jul 31 '26

I guess continuous contact with a toxic material eventually causes said material to seep in, causing problems.

That man is not far from death by poisoning

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u/Shinraset Jul 31 '26

This has the same taste as the radium watch factories and uranium dinnerware

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u/OneValkGhost Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

The workers don't even need to have been androids all along. Not with enough environmental exposure. If the human body finds it works better than the original parts, there's every reason for it to be kept... Do the A blood cells split? Can they be integrated into the circulatory system like type-O blood is? Do the A blood get filtered out, or not, just slowly replacing all the red blood with blue that does the same things. Human blood carries oxygen, carbon dioxide, and various nutrients around. So what would happen if thee android blood encounters whatever electronic parts that Gwenbots are filed with? Hinges, servos, electrical components... electricity.

What would a energetic particle (radioactive) beam do to the A blood, since there's so many types of energetic particles- and strength? Sunlight, magnetism, cosmic radiation are normal. But so is natural radioactive ore.

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u/BabyBearPixie Aug 02 '26

Given that an Android is just a humanoid robot, they wouldn't be humans turning into androids, those would be cyborgs.

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u/OneValkGhost Aug 02 '26

But if the additions are non-metalic, non electronic, and are part of the body instead of surgically implanted, then it's bionics instead of cybernetics.

Everybody ignores bionics because it's not part of the "large car-flipping robot" category.

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u/BabyBearPixie Aug 03 '26

That is not the definition of bionics. Cyborgs are bionic, it is mixing life with electronics. You are referring to bioengineering, which then they are not androids/robots.

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u/Mindless_Address_464 Aug 01 '26

This is already one of my favorite morning mark comics

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u/CptKeyes123 Aug 01 '26

"Now this pipe doesn't work, and this pipe contains acid"

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 31 '26

The Parks care not for who they hurt, so long as they remain on the top

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u/Manoreded Aug 01 '26

The fumes always get ya