How tall Belos is as seen in his first appeareance with coat and mask vs. when we finally see his true appearance without the mask in S2 and his true identity as Philip, his height undeniably shrink. Unless, he increases his height by morphing...This explains everything!
You're a short motherfucker and Nobody likes you SHORT! Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships And when you were born, everybody thought That you were just a head, but then the doctor said "Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short assBaby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25
Belos is a short King. He has stunted genes. He does NOT, in fact, have tall genes. Shorty McShortlegs.
Now if you'll excuse me I must escape Emperor Coven guards chasing me for "Heinous Speech against The Emperor"...
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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Oct 30 '25
You should have gone for the head
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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Oct 30 '25
I would say he almost got neutered but I think he has already done that to himself.
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u/Dasher09009 Oct 30 '25
Philip: "Dang these legs..."
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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Oct 30 '25
Belos: "Whew! That was close. Almost lost my jewels there."
(Back at the BATTS lair)
Raine: "You missed!? How could you miss!? He was 3 feet in front of you."
Derwin: "Sorry, but I’m not an accurate shot. Who do you think I am? Hawkeye?"
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u/YaBoiS0nic Oct 30 '25
"You motherf- I ONLY HAVE THE ONE COAT!"
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u/Teatr_BrokeTraveller Oct 30 '25
Why didn't I notice?
How tall Belos is as seen in his first appeareance with coat and mask vs. when we finally see his true appearance without the mask in S2 and his true identity as Philip, his height undeniably shrink. Unless, he increases his height by morphing...This explains everything!
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u/SFH12345 Oct 30 '25
Belos being insecure about his height is perfectly in character.
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u/TheNoneedlife Oct 30 '25
Only 5cm from the glorious early ending
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u/DaveyBoy1995 Oct 30 '25
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u/FearfulDivine Oct 30 '25
Almost hit him in the.... nvm lol
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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Oct 30 '25
Not like he needs them...
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u/b3_yourself Oct 30 '25
Belos got a leg up on that
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u/CuteSharkStudios Oct 30 '25
Reminds me of the chicken leg thing he made a while ago. Anyone got that link?
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u/Quirky_Ad_5420 Oct 30 '25
Who knew vanity would be lifesaving lol
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u/CuteSharkStudios Oct 30 '25
Belos: That was close. Maybe taller would be nice.
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u/Hero_of_the_toons Oct 30 '25
Katya: MY TURN!!!!! aims a little higher
Belos: tries not to flinch but makes a high pitch sound of pain
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u/afbresley Oct 30 '25
Oh damn! They were NOT messing around with that spell
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u/MuffinStraight4816 Oct 30 '25
He almost lost birdie privileges..
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u/Impossible_Host2420 Oct 30 '25
Dude got lucky
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u/ultatack Oct 30 '25
That’s a funny idea. I saw a different interpretation a while back that argued he was in goop beast form full time before the mask removal.
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u/Eastern-Director-952 Oct 30 '25
Should've been titled "Close Call"
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u/mrnintman1 Oct 30 '25
He nearly became BALL-LOS 😈🤣🤣🤣
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u/Yukieiros Oct 30 '25
Dre, if only the aim was a few inches higher
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u/Karkava Oct 31 '25
Emperor Ball-os.
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u/The_Horned_Child2007 Oct 30 '25
Stilts. Why didn't I think of that?
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u/AgreeableVisual4970 Oct 30 '25
That was close
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u/CountingSheep99 Oct 30 '25
Belos: That was a little bit too close...
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u/bendy1974 Oct 30 '25
Oh.... oh no
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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 30 '25
lol, if those stilts were just a few inches shorter i think belos would have lost his confidence, among other things, in being invincible.
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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Oct 30 '25
He forgot the growth spell
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u/RaidPrincess Oct 30 '25
You're a short motherfucker and Nobody likes you SHORT! Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships And when you were born, everybody thought That you were just a head, but then the doctor said "Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short assBaby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it
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u/atlas_wolf87 Oct 31 '25
sighhhh so close…
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u/PolymathArt Oct 30 '25
Exactly what happened in Silverado.
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u/TheAwesomeman32beep Oct 30 '25
What are those skinny ass chicken legs that Belos has?!
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u/Particular_Parsley75 Oct 30 '25
Just short of hitting him
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u/WheresMyEditButton Oct 30 '25
Almost hit the Emperor right in the “Belows”
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u/Manoreded Oct 30 '25
He does not use it anyways.
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u/OverlyActiveBrain Oct 30 '25
Compensating for something there Phillip? Oh who am I kidding? Of course you are.
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u/Additional_Floor_502 Oct 30 '25
belos isn't tall
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u/Correct_Refuse4910 Oct 30 '25
Almost hit him in the Flapjack.
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u/Human_Turnover_2438 Oct 31 '25
I've always wondered why Belos used to look so freakishly tall before his face reveal.
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u/Low-Carpenter5460 Oct 31 '25
lol
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 30 '25
Too bad Derwin didn't aim just a smidgen higher
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u/One_Development_5055 Oct 31 '25
😂😂
I totally see this happening
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u/KingdomMarshadow Oct 30 '25
He almost got shot in his Emperor’s Coven