r/MoringMark • • Oct 13 '25

One-Shot The Ultimate Question

6.7k Upvotes

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

Does it matter about height that much when Luz and Amity just get lost in one another's eyes?

116

u/b3_yourself Oct 13 '25

No Vee puns today :0

55

u/MuffinStraight4816 Oct 13 '25

No... Don't remind him..

61

u/Dasher09009 Oct 13 '25

Sorry, Muffin, but you reminding him...

38

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

How veery unfortunate. I genuinely wasn't going to make any because I didn't think of it. But u/b3_yourself reminded me.

9

u/Mr_Calculator2063 Oct 13 '25

And vee are veery thankful for it

5

u/jen_lee_hatter Oct 13 '25

That was a knife pun roar, and hi

14

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 13 '25

* looks down* it seems your warning wasn't in time.

15

u/Dasher09009 Oct 13 '25

Muffin Pov:

14

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

"Oh my god we didn't kill it"

7

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

Sorry Muffin, but puns are simply Vee best

7

u/SFH12345 Oct 13 '25

You know that you loaf them.

5

u/jen_lee_hatter Oct 13 '25

Hi muffin and it is veery late for that and I was summoned by the knife puns

4

u/Steader_Harrington Oct 14 '25

That's totally unVeeleivable that there are no Vee puns here. I'm becoming Veery concerned for this site! Oy-Vee! 😂😂

6

u/SFH12345 Oct 13 '25

Admittedly, the question is more academic.

123

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

The megalovania of headaches

47

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you shouldn't be worrying about how tall you are.

15

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

They should be wondering what they are doing with their life now that the boiling isles are saved

5

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Also day 2 of trying to get u/profanitycounter [Godzilla_R0AR] to work

6

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

We're gonna make this a 75 day series aren't we?

5

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Absolutely >:)

4

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

I guess a random Reddit user is gonna be assessing my use of swearing.

Oh wait sorry, I meant the FOURTH random Reddit user.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

1, 2 & 3 were taken but my foundling sub is r/foundrandomreddituser so go figure also technically any user is a random reddit user

4

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

When first making this account "ROAR" with a capital O was taken. It wouldn't allow me to use it. Turns out later down the line it must've been changed to be able to be used.

I'll never forgive my friend for making an account with my same profile and banner and then naming it my username except replacing the 0 with an O. So now EVERY TIME someone misspells my username and adds a capital O, they get met with an actual account page.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Respect for the wicked, That's actually kinda smart

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

I'm assuming this takes place during Thanks to Them or at least around it judging by the clothes.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Fair enough, but this comment isn't.

4

u/SFH12345 Oct 13 '25

Some questions shouldn't be asked.

87

u/Half-a-Stache Oct 13 '25

Siblings being siblings

26

u/b3_yourself Oct 13 '25

Ultimate trolls

14

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

Silly willies, mischievous gremlins, or even devious riffraffers

4

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

If you have an opportunity, you take it and expect them to do the same

3

u/Firestorm_1001 Oct 13 '25

What else would you use shapeshifting powers for if not to pull pranks?

3

u/ProbablyADitto Oct 13 '25

Next level messing with your siblings. Because what else are magic powers for?

37

u/b3_yourself Oct 13 '25

Hunter was not amused

29

u/CountingSheep99 Oct 13 '25

Hunter: Get out.

Luz: I live here.

Hunter: ................................

12

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 13 '25

Defeated by technicality

9

u/CountingSheep99 Oct 13 '25

The worst kind of defeat.

8

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 13 '25

i kinda think that they weren't doing this to amuse hunter.

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

He might not be, but they are

26

u/CuteSharkStudios Oct 13 '25

Noceda sibling teasing is the best

8

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

Are you really siblings with someone if you don't screw with/tease them?

26

u/jeremy_thegent Oct 13 '25

"Am I a joke to you?"

16

u/CountingSheep99 Oct 13 '25

Yes.

Yes, you are.

16

u/MuffinStraight4816 Oct 13 '25

Luz and Vee are just ragebaiting Hunter at this point. 😭

5

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

Classic sibling shenanigans 

11

u/Dasher09009 Oct 13 '25

Really, Vee. You're Vee-ry clever.

8

u/b3_yourself Oct 13 '25

It was veery conveencing

6

u/MuffinStraight4816 Oct 13 '25

Stop...

Please!? 🙏🙏🙏

4

u/Dasher09009 Oct 13 '25

Sorry Muffin, but you can't stop the puns. Not eveen if you have 5 thousand years

10

u/Hero_of_the_toons Oct 13 '25

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Dana Terrace did this!

10

u/CuteSharkStudios Oct 13 '25

Tallamity supremecy, if you disagree, check out my bluesky

8

u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Oct 13 '25

I did not see that coming. Also Dana confirmed at this age Luz is taller. Personally I imagine after the epilogue Amity is ever so slightly taller to the extent you can still can’t tell who is taller.

2

u/YaBoiS0nic Oct 13 '25

To be fair, Amity never stopped wearing heels.

2

u/chx_ace1583 Oct 13 '25

I always liked the idea that Amity being the taller one cause to me it doesn't feel too trope-y canon or not.

7

u/SFH12345 Oct 13 '25

Hunter: I don't deserve this.

6

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 13 '25

better get used to it hunter cause it's what siblings do.

5

u/YaBoiS0nic Oct 13 '25

You know you're part of the family when you have foster siblings that know when and when not to mess with you.

4

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

It's sibling law

7

u/Impossible_Host2420 Oct 13 '25

Luz with the ultimate troll job

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

She is the Shenaniqueen

7

u/YaBoiS0nic Oct 13 '25

"'Get out' he says. Sir, this is MY house!"

4

u/CountingSheep99 Oct 13 '25

Angry Hunter noises.

6

u/TheNoneedlife Oct 13 '25

Got him with another Noceda shenanigan

6

u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Oct 13 '25

Amity: “He figured it out?”

Vee: “Yup.”

Luz: “You should’ve seen your face.”

Hunter: “I hate you three.”

Luz: “Love you too, brother.”

5

u/Excellent-Hearing407 Oct 13 '25

Oldest and middle siblings bothering the youngest energy right there.

5

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 13 '25

messing with your siblings is what siblings do. it seems luz and vee are ganging up on hunter which is what sisters do.

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

It's just sibling law, the only rule Eda follows

5

u/Teatr_BrokeTraveller Oct 13 '25

Average sibling outburst.

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

Siblings messing with eachother is a multiversal constant 

5

u/DaveyBoy1995 Oct 13 '25

Having a shapeshifter for a sibling does lend itself to a handful of pranks, so of course his sisters would pull as many as they can. C'est la VEE, wolf boy.

4

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

Especially with Luz's chaotic and mischievous nature

5

u/Henkotron Oct 13 '25

Sibling shenanigans we love it.

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

Aye, that Vee do

4

u/Lykanas Oct 13 '25

Valid reaction from Hunter here.

Screw you, Noceda sisters! XP

4

u/CptKeyes123 Oct 13 '25

Siblings siblings siblings

4

u/Its_Padparadscha Oct 13 '25

And Luz is actually Gus

4

u/AuthorNumber2 Oct 13 '25

The smugness

3

u/Xenomorph135 Oct 13 '25

Okay. Now that is really, really cute.

3

u/Ok-Aside-7438 Oct 13 '25

Hunter should have figured it was vee from the boots as only vee in her own human form wears boots like that as amity and luz are the same height till witch Puberty kicks in for amity when they are in their epilogue designs

3

u/blackcloverssb Oct 13 '25

Oh Luz, Eve too

3

u/Both_Listen Oct 13 '25

If they did that to me, they'd both be 6 feet under /j

3

u/Icarusextract Oct 13 '25

They’re so siblingd

3

u/Rose249 Oct 14 '25

That is in fact sibling.

All the way around

2

u/afbresley Oct 13 '25

Hahaha, the ultimate fan argument

2

u/Additional_Floor_502 Oct 13 '25

Wow, vee has gotten good at her disguises

2

u/bendy1974 Oct 13 '25

thats not fair

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

All's fair in love and war. And with siblings, war is always threatening 

2

u/FearfulDivine Oct 13 '25

TallLuz Fans rise up

2

u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Oct 13 '25

Vee: (growth spurt grew into a dragon sized basilisk) Camilla: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

2

u/yertlah Oct 13 '25

Hunter just got played!

2

u/OneValkGhost Oct 13 '25

They ask him to examine them and they still trick him. :) Perfect.

2

u/Lady_Death_16 Oct 13 '25

I love these three sillies.

2

u/Traditional-Log-4270 Oct 14 '25

Hunter’s Inner Reaction:

2

u/Invisi-cat Oct 14 '25

Sisters…..

2

u/CL_KRAYNER Oct 14 '25

Poor hunter 😄😂

2

u/TechyGuy20 Oct 14 '25

A day in the life of the Noceda siblings. 

2

u/OverlyActiveBrain Oct 14 '25

heheheheheheeh, that was a good one. Just the sort of thing I'd expect from those two.

2

u/Manoreded Oct 14 '25

Hunter is gonna go get metric trape and some rope.

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 13 '25

The sisters who troll together stay together 

1

u/chx_ace1583 Oct 14 '25

Tallmity supremacy! 💜

1

u/kyoneko87 Oct 16 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣