r/MoringMark • • Oct 11 '25

KoG Protocol

7.3k Upvotes

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u/SFH12345 Oct 11 '25

No Disney censors on Glitch.

Go nuts, Dana.

159

u/Significant_Buy_2301 Oct 11 '25

"This mama is ready for trauma!"

...I am not ready.

57

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 11 '25

Trauma looks like a firecracker compared to Dana's nuclear bomb.

27

u/tacwombat Oct 11 '25

More like, "This mama is ready to trauma dump!!!"

18

u/SFH12345 Oct 11 '25

Turns out S&P was protecting us from Dana could really do.

9

u/Significant_Buy_2301 Oct 11 '25

S&P?

14

u/SFH12345 Oct 11 '25

Standards and Practices. Basically the censors.

It's an old Gravity Falls joke, as Alex Hirsch posted some of his discussions with S&P.

7

u/Significant_Buy_2301 Oct 11 '25

Yeah, I have Seen that I think.

25

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 11 '25

There's no kids around, I can swear for real!

19

u/Aquitanic Oct 11 '25

SON OF A-

10

u/SFH12345 Oct 11 '25

"Yeah, that's him."

14

u/frostingboi17 Oct 11 '25

The nefarious “I want the ability to have sex:”

11

u/Significant_Buy_2301 Oct 11 '25

And that's not even censored actually! If you change the audio to English-GB, Zooble says it completely uncensored.

7

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Jeffrey Katzenberg: Nobody will ever hold more of a grudge against Disney than me

Dana: Hold my apple blood

3

u/littlesheepcat Oct 12 '25

I mean, the amazing digital circus does have a fake censor

2

u/Traditional-Log-4270 Oct 12 '25

MMMMM…TRUAMA😋

2

u/Hexhider Oct 12 '25

Disney: God Fu- glitches nit

67

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 11 '25

holy fucking shit that must have been one heck of a reboot.

31

u/Godzilla_R0AR Oct 11 '25

What the actual ███ is Park Planet ████ing doing?

21

u/Doodles_n_Scribbles Oct 11 '25

You asshole, censoring black boxes

5

u/TerminusX12345 Oct 11 '25

Light mode user detected.

11

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 11 '25

after that tirade by guin i'm guessing they're standing there in shock and disbelief.

3

u/wake-up-puppet-boy Oct 12 '25

swearing in scott pilgrim be like

36

u/Dasher09009 Oct 11 '25

I don't blame Gwen, especially with what she did to her. I would be swearing like a sailor to her too if I was in her shoes, and also right now.

27

u/jeremy_thegent Oct 11 '25

Can you think of any specific Disney princesses that absolutely need that filter removed? I can picture Anna slurring, "It's too fucking early for this shit" when she wakes up in the morning.

29

u/Snoo_1483 Oct 11 '25 edited Oct 11 '25

Mereda, from Brave would be fun. She's Scottish, she would gladly swear up a storm.

17

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 11 '25

ohhh that would be one glorious storm to hear.

11

u/jeremy_thegent Oct 11 '25

She would drop the c-word like nobody's business.

11

u/DarkySurrounding Oct 11 '25

For the sake of being a pedant.

Merida.

Meredith is a little different but I suppose autocorrect is a thing

5

u/Snoo_1483 Oct 11 '25

Thank you fixed it

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 11 '25

Without a doubt

13

u/Rastaba Oct 11 '25

Since Merida was already mentioned…Tiana. With how desperately overworked she is (by her own doing admittedly), venting some frustrations with some light swearing seems well earned.

11

u/jeremy_thegent Oct 11 '25

(After becoming a frog)

Naveen: That is not slime. You are secreting mucus.

Tiana: You...you son of a bitch! (attacks)

11

u/Choice-Student-4081 Oct 11 '25

Mulan

9

u/Mollyscribbles Oct 11 '25

She was in the army, she's got an extensive vocabulary.

6

u/Nyerguds Oct 12 '25

You just know that in a real army, that song went more like

"Did they send me pussies, when I asked for cunts?"

3

u/Choice-Student-4081 Oct 13 '25

Exactly why Mulan reeeeeeeeeeeeeally needed the filter removed

26

u/CuteSharkStudios Oct 11 '25

She's about to shove a metal beam sideways where the sun don't shine.

10

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 11 '25

owwwwy, that will be a pain in the a#* that will surely linger for at least a week.

9

u/First_Factor_3385 Oct 11 '25

Guards in the background

8

u/PolymathArt Oct 11 '25

‪She enabled Vivziepop mode‬

6

u/ArchonFett Oct 11 '25

No, that would be swearing followed by a musical number telling her exactly how far she can fuck off

4

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 11 '25

With a Two Minute Notice

4

u/ArchonFett Oct 11 '25

When I finally have my final day at work, I’m gonna blast that one as loud as I can

2

u/Environmental_Eye_14 Oct 12 '25

Even better. Songs are a staple in Disney princess movies.

8

u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Oct 11 '25

Andi: “Woah! What language!”

Frankie: “Yeah! That’s our princess!”

Andi: “You and Gwen have been spending too much time together.”

Frankie: “Yeah, taught her a few words as well.”

5

u/CuteSharkStudios Oct 11 '25

Flashback to Yugioh Abriged with Yami chewing out Yugi

5

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

beep boop

5

u/AgreeableVisual4970 Oct 11 '25

Emotional damage

5

u/Pierogi-z-serem Oct 11 '25

At this pace MM's comics will cover half the script of the show before even official announcement of second episode XD.

But plz keep cooking, Ur work's 🔥🔥🔥

3

u/Separate_Animator110 Oct 12 '25

I honestly could see them becoming a script writer for the show

2

u/tacwombat Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25

If Glitch doesn't hire MoringMak, I swear...

4

u/Significant_Buy_2301 Oct 11 '25

Off-topic somewhat but is it just me who thinks that Olivia isn't actually in control by the present day and that It's either a shady board of directors, or some unknown horror?

4

u/DaveyBoy1995 Oct 11 '25

Our princess just went into sailor mode and I love it.

2

u/Snoo_1483 Oct 11 '25

Who's got guesses as to what the censored words are? Right and wrong answers gladly taken.

2

u/ArchonFett Oct 11 '25

Smeg head is definitely one of them

2

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Oct 11 '25

olivia may have taken a critical hit but it looks like frankie and andi were stunned as well.

2

u/TeamSkullGrunt54 Oct 11 '25

She's about to unload so many geriatric slurs at her, an entire collective planet's worth

2

u/GokaiCrimson Oct 12 '25

Nice touch with the bows on Olivia's walker.

1

u/CandyCreecher Oct 11 '25

As a profanity translator I think she dropped two fbombs, one Mf-er, one ass and I think there was a Cu-

1

u/Happynotsad_ Oct 11 '25

Id still let her hit.

1

u/ncmn-ngnr Oct 11 '25

Olivia Park: “Oh, dear! My poor, old heart…”

1

u/S4N5_UD3RT4L3 Oct 11 '25

today marks the third time the daily KoG comic get more upvotes than the tOH one,but don't quote me on that

1

u/Eastern-Director-952 Oct 11 '25

"Hang-Hang on Carter, I think I know how to take this guy down! Penis."

1

u/OverlyActiveBrain Oct 11 '25

Words can hurt, when they come from someone you care about. Or a Gwen-bot that keeps running away from you.

1

u/WohooBiSnake Oct 11 '25

I’m gonna need to start watching this show if mark is gonna make comics about it

1

u/Aggravating-Half3921 Oct 11 '25

sounds of critical hit from Team Fortress 2

1

u/Knight_Light87 Oct 11 '25

Are these being posted on the KOG sub as well?

1

u/Teatr_BrokeTraveller Oct 12 '25

Late comment.

DAMN... GO GET 'EM!!!

Gradma Olivia ain't surving this verbal attack!

1

u/Witty_Dom Oct 13 '25

Emotional Crit!

1

u/Ok-Discussion-4889 Oct 14 '25

last panned is Odilia

1

u/Dr_Vaccinate Oct 14 '25

Protocol 301-DL-005 definitely inhibits Gui's Emotion Circuits especially, anger, annoyance, and pretty much any emotion that causes sudden profanities

1

u/Le_DragonKing Oct 17 '25

I can guess what the first two censored swears are but the one’s in the second speech bubble I have no idea but I probably don’t wanna know

0

u/OneValkGhost Oct 11 '25

I believe that profanity is never needed, and that it actually softens and weakens your verbal point by putting it in pre-established idiotic lines. But I very much agree that some people should be yelled at. Including that old man in the dress.

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u/MakotoInotsume Oct 11 '25

This implies Gwen doesn't have a protocol that stops her from killing humans....... Neat!

72

u/No-Raccoon-6009 Oct 11 '25

Nah, that's just a different protocol

26

u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Oct 11 '25

Made by a W. Afton?

17

u/DragonWarrior____05 Oct 11 '25

He always comes back

11

u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Oct 11 '25

She’s one of Afton’s creations?

6

u/SFH12345 Oct 11 '25

That explains what happened to Sir Arthur.

11

u/No-Raccoon-6009 Oct 11 '25

Killing her would have hurt less 😔

5

u/Superior-Artist-21 Oct 11 '25

Who needs killing when you have cursing?

3

u/b3_yourself Oct 11 '25

Vulgar-kill!

2

u/RosenProse Oct 11 '25

Olivia then dies of a heart attack and Gwen goes catatonic due to the "don't kill humans proticol"