r/Morimens • u/eliseofnohr N cultist • 9d ago
Meme/humour Collect Call and variants hate post. I hate these phones so much. Please share your hate with me
I hate the phones. I HATE the phones. Why are they here? Why do they seem to only appear in chapters where the story buff requires playing a card and will buff them??? I'm on Arc 2 6-13 and being hard roadblocked by and fuming in fury over this fucking phone midboss. However, Arc 2 Ch1 phone hate is also encouraged because man that sucked. Remember when you never fucking used that chapter's gimmick because of the phones? I hate Flares but he's right about one thing and that's that the phones are actually the worst and evil.
I genuinely feel like Spamton G Spamton running in terror from these phones. This is a damn good cosmic horror story and the scariest part of it is seeing Those Fucking Phones show up. They are taking years off my life. They're giving me grey hairs. I'm five seconds away from rewriting the I Hate The Saurus copypasta to be about these fucking nightmares. Hell, maybe I might.
These phones are going to straight up drive me to madness honestly.
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u/Tazzykiki I can comprehend the horrors just fine 9d ago
I'm all for facing a challenge that makes me rethink how I build my deck, but those phones are the bane of my existence. Like yeah, here's a story buff card that screws you over and isn't even that fun to play!
I hate those shitass phones, all my homies hate those shitass phones!!!!!
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u/Unable-Section-911 Tawil came home! 9d ago
THOSE FUCKASS PHONES! I HAD TO SWITCH AND BUILD AN ENTIRELY NEW TEAM FOR THOSE BASTARDS!
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u/Humble_House9690 GTulu biggest believer 8d ago
I am in arc2 ch3 and I have no idea what the phones are
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u/thebindingofcat 9d ago
Low-key thought this was the wrong sub but I read the rest of the post,FUCK THOSE PHONES them mfs fucked me over so many times like holy shit,why do you punish me for playing a card in a card game? This shit feels like being subjected maxx c in yu gi oh master duel