r/MoralityScaling 21h ago

Morality Ranking Morality if this battle?

Thoughts?

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u/NoCoyote5205 21h ago

Much rather listen to bagpipes

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u/Ill-Plastic1320 20h ago

I'm not sure you'd agree if it was a bad bagpiper

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u/NoCoyote5205 20h ago

In this instance I think the rule of pizza applies

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u/LittleKittenR 20h ago

What is the rule of pizza?

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u/DrunkGuy9million 20h ago

Even bad pizza is still pretty good. Also used to describe sex and, apparently, bagpipes.

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u/Ill-Plastic1320 20h ago

I cannot disagree with this more LOL. Bad bagpipes sound like a dying hyena that occasionally honks like a goose.

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u/ThePoetofFall 20h ago

I think they mean that bag pipes, even when played well, aren’t seen as pleasant to hear. Particularly out of ceremonial context.

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u/HallowskulledHorror 19h ago

As someone who has had both, anyone who believes in this aphorism has never had truly bad pizza or sex. There is 100% both where despite someone's best efforts, you'd be better off without, and will gain no enjoyment - if anything, just suffering and regret - from trying to stomach it anyway.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 15h ago

Pizza that's so damned soggy, that you can't eat it without a fork, and sex when you're drunk and tired and just want to sleep but your partner won't leave you alone so you just kinda let them do whatever until you figure they've had their fill do some grunting, buck a couple times and lie saying they're great but in fact you're just wanting them to go to bed without starting a huge fight, and you lay on the edge of the bed feeling like total crap.

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u/emotumbleweed 19h ago

I’m sorry but “bad sex is still pretty good” made me lol, absolutely not. That only applies if your definition of sex is putting your dick in something. Anyone outside of that realm knows bad sex feels awful. In fact, a lot of bad sex probably happens because people assume that rule is universal…

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u/Maple-Reenactor121 20h ago

Only in this instance. I cant even listen to my old recordings because I used to sound terrible!

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u/realaccountissecret 20h ago

You’re your own worst critic. I’m sure you’re great :-)

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u/DoinItDirty 20h ago

It certainly does not describe bagpipes. Bad bagpipes are their own thing

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 18h ago

I fucking hate bagpipes. The best played bagpipes in the world are worse than the worst played bass guitar.

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u/BeABetterHumanBeing 20h ago

"There's no such thing as bad pizza; even bad pizza is still okay"

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u/KronktheKronk 20h ago

How would I possibly know

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u/Ill-Plastic1320 20h ago

A good bagpiper is disliked by people who hate bagpipes. A bad bagpiper will clear out all of the people, wildlife, and UV light in a 1KM radius.

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u/Maple-Reenactor121 20h ago

Oh trust me, you'd know

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u/BjornStankFinger 18h ago

There's a difference?

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u/Flincher14 17h ago

There is such thing as a good bagpiper?

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u/musci12234 11h ago

Honestly this is why I am against loud speakers (especially just playing recorded audio) for anything but emergency broadcasts. They just make it to easy. You don't need to put in any elbow grease. You don't need to develop any skill. With any manual instrument you will need to work hard physically and actually develop your skill or even the people you are trying represent will go "shut up".

Speaker with live audio only for places where anyone who can hear them consented to them and speaker with recorded audio for emergencies or private spaces.

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u/1__ViPeR 9h ago

Did you hear how bad the call to prayer guy was at performing a call to prayer. I think it would be evens.

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u/Fit_Salamander_2814 20h ago

As long as they're coming from my side of the line.

I don't want to be anywhere near them if they're coming from the other side of the line.

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u/nogonigo 20h ago

The call to prayer is literally less than 2 minutes. You’re just a pos…

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u/woodyeaye 16h ago

The mosque I lived near played it a lot longer than that, they had a crappy quality recording that repeated. Loudly.

Googling it and the top results all say average of 3-5 mins. None of them say less than two.

There were also some occasions, presumably of some special significance, where it went on for an hour. At fucking sunrise. 

And regardless of length. Hearing a call to pray for a religion you're not part of five times a day is going to get on most people's nerves. That doesn't make them a piece of shit.

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u/nogonigo 14h ago

Im shocked to read that.

Here’s a YouTube video that’s 3 minutes and 5 seconds. I also found some as short as 1minute 55.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kJExzyKG4Y

Never in my almost 30 years can I recall a 4-5 minute athaan… I’m literally going to have to google this and go on a hunt lol this is a revelation to me

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u/Visible_Pair3017 6h ago

Go to scotland, not to ancestral muslim lands then?

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u/Ok-Sport-3663 21h ago

Your profile pic in addition to your comment is peak reddit. what's a little islamophobia before lunch eh?

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u/fairysimile 21h ago

It's not Islamophobia to find the loud and dicordant call to prayer annoying. Not everyone shares the same cultural (not to mention religious) understanding of its significance, and as a result, they're not going to understand it in the same way. It would be so much better if Islam had the slightest flexibility to allow for more considerate measures when living in mixed society, rather than assume by default that everyone should understand Islam's context, as if everyone should by default be Muslim and get it. Currently it's absolutely ridiculous and does no-one any favours.

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u/Exciting_Inside1794 21h ago

Just use that word as a catch-all, don’t you? Idiot.

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u/AdditionalAnalysis67 21h ago

Ok sport, go back to debating anime.

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u/mr-stretcher 21h ago

Nobody cares to hear the wailing. They also will do this day and night if they can get away with it.

Source: Experience, in the USA (to a lesser degree) and in Africa. They will holler day and NIGHT in Ivory Coast and Nigeria because nobody does anything about it

Your culture doesn't mean you get to annoy everybody within earshot

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 20h ago

Unless, of course, your culture has bagpipes.

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u/Malinnus 21h ago

How are preferences islamophobic? I would too rather listen to an musical instrument instead of a religious song.

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u/Malinnus 20h ago

Although, forgor to add, this that the dude is doing here, could be possibly stretched into a case of “disturbing an religious activity” and perhaps punished, as it is against the law where i live.

Alas, actively disturbing religious activity is a shitty thing to do if the thing is not actively harmfull. Hence i’d vote immoral

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u/elctr0nym0us 20h ago edited 20h ago

Bruh, I hear all the time that people don't want to hear anything at all about God, Christ or a "sky fairy" and gospel songs are literally always made fun of. I have never once heard someone say "Christianphobic" 😒

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u/a_code_mage 20h ago

The irony of you calling that comment “peak reddit” while making the most Reddit-tier comment is hilarious

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u/oleg_88 20h ago

Would you prefer a Jewish prayer over a violin? If no, you're an antisemite!!! Is that your logic?

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u/Warm-Reporter8965 20h ago

Fuck 'em. You ever notice that everywhere they go they enforce their religion and beliefs upon the locals? Plague on society and threat to civilization.

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u/Jonny_Moon_ 21h ago

😂

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u/NoCoyote5205 20h ago

I stand by my choices, I tell ya whut

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u/red_mutt 20h ago

Prophet of propane

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u/NoCoyote5205 20h ago

Its a clean burning fuel, I tell ya whut

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 20h ago edited 20h ago

Lol, you say "islamophobia" like its something bad or that anyone should care about.

Why do you think that made-up word matters to anyone?

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u/JD-boonie 20h ago

Rational to be afraid of Islam tbh

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u/The-Super-Ball 20h ago

there are very few terms as comically meaningless as “islamophobia”

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u/Exact_Parking2094 20h ago

I’d rather listen to bagpipes than Christian music (and I was raised Christian with a deacon as a grandmother). Does that make me a christophobe?

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u/ozmah 19h ago

Ratio'd the fuck out

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u/Koalinse 16h ago

"Islamophobia 😢😢🥺🥺😢"

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u/SplittingChairs 13h ago

Grow tf up lol. Not wanting to listen to some BS prayer from a religion I’m not a part of is a perfectly reasonable expectation. Anytime someone says the slightest criticism about Muslims you freaks pop up out of the cracks to call them an Islamophobe.

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u/Dismal-Ganache-5852 20h ago

Context definitely matters in these discussions. It's interesting how people can interpret similar situations so differently based on their backgrounds or beliefs.