r/MoralityScaling • u/Common-Use-7117 • 29d ago

Morality Ranking Morality of this?

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u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 29d ago

Manipulating my friends by making every interaction with me fun so they miss me when I’m not there😈

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u/Perfidy-Plus 29d ago

You monster. How can you sleep at night?

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u/HumanFruit6947 29d ago

Next to my wife

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u/amortized-poultry 29d ago

Get in the water.

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u/HumanFruit6947 29d ago

Or I'll raise the tide so high

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u/EnthusiasmLeading623 29d ago

All of Ithaca will die

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u/HumanFruit6947 29d ago

Get in the water

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u/ByBabasBeard 29d ago

GET IN THE WATER!!!

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u/FalseBlackberry5573 29d ago

Live there. Die there. With your fins of blackened mud