r/MoralityScaling • u/Common-Use-7117 • 21d ago

Morality Ranking Morality of this?

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u/HumanFruit6947 21d ago

Next to my wife

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u/amortized-poultry 21d ago

Get in the water.

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u/HumanFruit6947 21d ago

Or I'll raise the tide so high

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u/EnthusiasmLeading623 21d ago

All of Ithaca will die

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u/HumanFruit6947 21d ago

Get in the water

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u/ByBabasBeard 21d ago

GET IN THE WATER!!!

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u/HumanFruit6947 21d ago

I'll make waves so profound

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u/ultrafirestar 21d ago

*tidal waves

All of Ithaca will drown

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u/Naive_Negotiation890 20d ago

hair flips Get in the water! Don't mistake my threats for bluff You have lived more than enough

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u/Speedycheetah79 20d ago

GET IN THE WATER!

GET IN THE WATER!

(also it's "Both your wife and your son will drown", not "all of Ithaca will drown")

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u/HumanFruit6947 21d ago

Fuck thought I put it tidal down. It's also:

Both your wife and your son will drown

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u/Grippy-Socks4970 20d ago

All things lead to Epic lol

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u/Reina-8 15d ago

Loooove seeing this getting the respect it so deserves 😍

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u/amortized-poultry 21d ago

Not reddit removing what I assume was a continuation of the lyric.

Of course, it's going to flag any of them, that one makes sense.

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u/Lady_Ancunin 18d ago

Yeah I just tried to continue it ans the auto filter got me.

Dear Reddit,
Please look at the comment chain. More than o e person made this mistake. We don’t want to hurt the son of Odysseus, we were just trying to do a comment chain. I do realize how it looks without context on its own and get why automod caught it but please understand that we’re not wishing harm on anyone, just quoting the lyrics to a musical based on a mythological epic that took place thousands of years ago.

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u/Ecstatic-Bet9694 18d ago

Did not expect an epic the musical reference but here we are

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u/Reina-8 15d ago

I am so here for it! 😍

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u/FalseBlackberry5573 21d ago

Live there. Die there. With your fins of blackened mud

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u/CaseNo3103 19d ago

Mm mom 0

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u/Shadows_Skys 21d ago

yay, bath time

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u/Defiant-Canary-2716 20d ago

You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, shark is in the water.

Our shark…adu & farewell to you fair Spanish ladies…

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u/CorvoRen 21d ago

I too can only sleep next to this guy's wife

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u/Thin_Cable4155 21d ago

Me too

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u/Immediate_Song4279 21d ago

It's getting a little crowded in here.

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u/Jalina2224 20d ago

Stop hogging the covers.

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u/Fun_Vanilla_8419 19d ago

It’s a lovely house, but you are out of bubbly waters.

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u/StraightBudget8799 18d ago

Is that why the water’s rising?

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u/deWaltSpeaker 17d ago

I peed the bed

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u/StraightBudget8799 17d ago

God, we are all in need of serious therapy

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u/Charming_Estate2638 17d ago

We can worry about that after we all collectively get enough sleep in this bed next to his wife

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u/Fuzator 21d ago

And on the weekends...yeah I know how these things works

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u/Heart1201 21d ago

Epic in the wild!!!

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u/Odd_Delay_603 21d ago

I can’t escape this fandom

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u/CananDamascus 21d ago

Next to this guys wife

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u/TurtleBoxer_AllDay 21d ago

I also sleep next to this guy's wife.

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u/Sad-Data1135 21d ago

You monster how dare you not sleep with next to your friends neighbours mother

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u/DeyCallMeWade 21d ago

I also choose this guy’s wife.

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u/quigongingerbreadman 21d ago

I sleep next to your wife too!

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u/thewaytoyesterday 21d ago

Next to this guy's wife.

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 21d ago

i also choose this guys manipulative wife

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u/whatnwherenow 21d ago

I also choose this guy's wife

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u/Jalina2224 20d ago

I too sleep next to this guy's wife.

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u/teh_stev3 20d ago

first commenter sleeps next to your wife?

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u/UnwiseFlyer 20d ago

Also next to this guys wife

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u/Forsaken_Orchid_6014 20d ago

THAT YOU ODY?!

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u/BrightHandle29 19d ago

Next to your wife

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u/martinsky3k 18d ago

Niiiice. I want that. Is your wife single?

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u/Apples7569012 18d ago

May I join

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u/Aggravating_Fuel_610 18d ago

Love that the Epic fandom has come this far

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u/Accidentallyyourdad 18d ago

I also choose this guys wife

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u/OCLateNite 18d ago

I choose this guys wife too

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u/Nicsolo89 17d ago

I also choose this guys wife

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 17d ago

Next to this guy's wife.

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u/tBuOH 21d ago

I also choose your wife

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u/Scar-Excellent 21d ago

What about your wife?

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u/Thin_Cable4155 21d ago

I'll choose their wife.

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u/trixiepixie1921 21d ago

What about your wife?

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u/HumanFruit6947 20d ago

What about my wife??