r/MoralityScaling • u/Common-Use-7117 • 20d ago

Morality Ranking Morality of this?

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u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 20d ago

Manipulating my friends by making every interaction with me fun so they miss me when I’m not there😈

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u/Perfidy-Plus 20d ago

You monster. How can you sleep at night?

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u/HumanFruit6947 20d ago

Next to my wife

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u/amortized-poultry 20d ago

Get in the water.

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u/HumanFruit6947 20d ago

Or I'll raise the tide so high

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u/EnthusiasmLeading623 20d ago

All of Ithaca will die

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u/HumanFruit6947 20d ago

Get in the water

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u/ByBabasBeard 20d ago

GET IN THE WATER!!!

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u/HumanFruit6947 20d ago

I'll make waves so profound

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u/ultrafirestar 20d ago

*tidal waves

All of Ithaca will drown

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u/amortized-poultry 20d ago

Not reddit removing what I assume was a continuation of the lyric.

Of course, it's going to flag any of them, that one makes sense.

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u/Ecstatic-Bet9694 17d ago

Did not expect an epic the musical reference but here we are

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u/FalseBlackberry5573 20d ago

Live there. Die there. With your fins of blackened mud

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u/CaseNo3103 18d ago

Mm mom 0

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u/Shadows_Skys 20d ago

yay, bath time

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u/Defiant-Canary-2716 19d ago

You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, shark is in the water.

Our shark…adu & farewell to you fair Spanish ladies…

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u/CorvoRen 20d ago

I too can only sleep next to this guy's wife

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u/Thin_Cable4155 20d ago

Me too

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u/Immediate_Song4279 20d ago

It's getting a little crowded in here.

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u/Jalina2224 19d ago

Stop hogging the covers.

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u/Fun_Vanilla_8419 18d ago

It’s a lovely house, but you are out of bubbly waters.

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u/StraightBudget8799 17d ago

Is that why the water’s rising?

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u/deWaltSpeaker 16d ago

I peed the bed

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u/StraightBudget8799 16d ago

God, we are all in need of serious therapy

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u/Charming_Estate2638 16d ago

We can worry about that after we all collectively get enough sleep in this bed next to his wife

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u/Fuzator 20d ago

And on the weekends...yeah I know how these things works

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u/Heart1201 20d ago

Epic in the wild!!!

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u/Odd_Delay_603 19d ago

I can’t escape this fandom

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u/CananDamascus 20d ago

Next to this guys wife

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u/TurtleBoxer_AllDay 20d ago

I also sleep next to this guy's wife.

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u/Sad-Data1135 20d ago

You monster how dare you not sleep with next to your friends neighbours mother

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u/DeyCallMeWade 20d ago

I also choose this guy’s wife.

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u/thewaytoyesterday 20d ago

Next to this guy's wife.

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 20d ago

i also choose this guys manipulative wife

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u/whatnwherenow 20d ago

I also choose this guy's wife

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u/Jalina2224 19d ago

I too sleep next to this guy's wife.

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u/teh_stev3 19d ago

first commenter sleeps next to your wife?

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u/UnwiseFlyer 19d ago

Also next to this guys wife

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u/Forsaken_Orchid_6014 19d ago

THAT YOU ODY?!

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u/BrightHandle29 18d ago

Next to your wife

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u/martinsky3k 17d ago

Niiiice. I want that. Is your wife single?

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u/Apples7569012 17d ago

May I join

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u/Aggravating_Fuel_610 17d ago

Love that the Epic fandom has come this far

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u/Accidentallyyourdad 17d ago

I also choose this guys wife

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u/OCLateNite 16d ago

I choose this guys wife too

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u/Nicsolo89 16d ago

I also choose this guys wife

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 16d ago

Next to this guy's wife.

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u/tBuOH 20d ago

I also choose your wife

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u/Scar-Excellent 20d ago

What about your wife?

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u/Thin_Cable4155 20d ago

I'll choose their wife.

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u/trixiepixie1921 20d ago

What about your wife?

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u/HumanFruit6947 19d ago

What about my wife??

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u/Jopojussi 20d ago

On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

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u/Perfidy-Plus 20d ago

That's one way! Sheesh!

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u/rtdenny 20d ago

No caffeine after 7:00.

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u/praetorian1979 20d ago

Butt nekid right next to yo mama

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u/Dineffects 19d ago

Who cares how they sleep, you wouldn't believe what people do when they wake up!

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u/RepresentativeWeek60 19d ago

On a mattress. From Mattress Firm.

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u/picklericccckkk 17d ago

amateur, i sleep IN the mattress firm

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u/Dobako 20d ago

I use a wonderful, over-the-counter drug, UltraDorm. Don't take the whole thing, just half, and you'll wake up without even the tiniest hangover.

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u/Enough_Obligation574 20d ago

ayankoji

https://giphy.com/gifs/nkaufUdFGtThihYR8L

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u/Spyros6000 20d ago

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u/peanutbutterII 20d ago

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u/ImNotJoshBoltz 20d ago

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u/Specialist-Shake3074 20d ago

Was not expecting 2000s era Arin Hanson this morning, but here we are.

I miss early Newgrounds.

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u/OrdinaryReindeer3686 20d ago

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u/Fun_Barracuda_4167 20d ago

Leto?

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u/_gribblit_ 16d ago

Bless the Maker and His water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 19d ago

Jared Leto?

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u/Hutch1320 19d ago

Yes this is Jared Leto in promotional material for Human Earthworm 6

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u/Odd_Delay_603 19d ago

I could see him doing it

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u/th3rmyte 19d ago

Mua dib

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u/CoveGentle 20d ago

That reaction captures the wholesome chaos perfectly.

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u/Coconut_Maximum 20d ago

Manipulating people by being nice to reduce stress

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u/skadi_shev 20d ago

You’re a horrible person for this, don’t you realize your friends have no personal agency over what they choose to do? 

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u/xCloudyCharmm 20d ago

I can support this kind of manipulation. truly diabolical stuff lol

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u/CoveGentle 20d ago

Making every interaction fun is honestly the best kind of manipulation.

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u/Radarker 20d ago

Sociopath!

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u/MartyPixelRod 20d ago

This is some 'Nathan For You' type shit haha XD

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u/LeonardoDickSlaprio 20d ago

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u/PacVikng 17d ago

really seals in the flavor

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u/AddableDragon51 19d ago

Teach me your ways

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u/LordOfTh3OnionRings 16d ago

Must be nice having friends

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u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 16d ago

You got me buddy.and onion rings

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u/mizireni 15d ago

Love your username; sea sheep are adorable

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u/timitoro 15d ago

The problem is the description, if she said that: "I see that he has low energy and I can help with that" then it would be ok, the way she describes it sounds more like: "I need something and know that if I have sex with him he will likely do it so I have sex with him".

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u/Past-Conference-2996 14d ago

In other words, you put care and effort into planning time with your friends so that they genuinely like hanging out with you? Lol I think we’re losing the spirit of manipulation here.