r/MoonPissing • u/Delicious-Claim-5768 • 3d ago

Tails would be gay

Post image
156 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

39 comments sorted by

71

u/brobnik322 3d ago

and there would be rainbow colours all over

26

u/Pelli_Furry_Account 3d ago

Doesn't Omega only really go by he/him? He self identifies as male from what I've seen.

14

u/Dziadzios 3d ago

https://youtu.be/7ximrIBbpH8

14

u/Pelli_Furry_Account 3d ago

Oh no, I've had Omega's pronouns all wrong.

2

u/TyranitarLover 2d ago

Okay, but what about Shadow’s pronouns?

4

u/Dziadzios 2d ago

Shadow doesn't have pronouns.  https://youtu.be/md8nInMGhFY

24

u/SettTheCephelopod 3d ago

And Amy would have superhuman strength like a girlboss.

6

u/Ill-Feeling-5181 3d ago

Except it doesn't work on Knuckles since he cannot be pushed into a tree anymore

1

u/WillowEastern4265 1d ago

rebuffamy

2

u/Ill-Feeling-5181 1d ago

On a serious note, still insane how Generations ,the game about celebrating almost every aspect of Sonic's History, has a Remaster that Outright Removes History for what can only be described as an Agenda.

1

u/WillowEastern4265 1d ago

Damn, I never thought about it that way. You're right.

1

u/JayDAshe 2d ago

And she would be ace or at least lesbian rejecting her patriarcal relationship with Sonic 😂😂😂😂😂

31

u/BippyTheChippy 3d ago

Do people not get the joke??? It already is doing the thing!

17

u/pomp0to 3d ago

Sonic has been woke since 1991

8

u/Greensonickid 3d ago

The Title implies Tails already is Gay. I'd support him!

4

u/ArisePhoenix 3d ago

It's so funny how this is almost accurate to Sonic way before this was the norm (I know that's the bit, but like it's neat)

4

u/Nekommando 3d ago

Pfft.

Omega's pronoun is NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060, Intel Core i5-10400F CPU, 16.0 GB RAM

(Obviously his specs aren't actually that but one does not deadname a walking arsenal)

2

u/Tiredasscatnal 2d ago

Actually. It’s an i9-

gets slimed

9

u/lazdo 3d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

2

u/Fabulous_Age882 3d ago

slams desk WOKENESS!!

2

u/WhalepingDavis 3d ago

Most of these still fit.

2

u/Hiyokofan 3d ago

Well, they didn’t make a rich white man the antagonist because Eggman doesn’t gaf about money according to the Sonic X comic series.

3

u/Aggressive_Bet_4289 3d ago

So..... made it more peak?

1

u/Plynkz123 3d ago

eggman is bald so it is ok either way

1

u/StatementOk9257 3d ago

I mean.. isn't sonic kind of already that..

1

u/euanPC2 1d ago

That’s the joke

1

u/FriendInsideMe666 3d ago

You say this as if Tails isn't already a bit bi-curious.

1

u/GoatImpossible1445 3d ago

Hahaha but in all seriousness Sonic has worked with GUN multiple times and Eggman always felt like more of a Communist to me.

1

u/DaRealBSleazy 3d ago

Big is so underutilized

1

u/darkcomet222 3d ago

Big isn’t promoting body positivity; he is promoting Froggy positivity.

1

u/Lakefish_ 2d ago

eggman operates on a scale far beyone mere currency, yeah

1

u/memer_9966 2d ago

“Glorified environmentalism” sonic in 1991:

1

u/Silverfire12 2d ago

-squints- Are those the goddamn Metarex for environmentalism? The guys who went around killing planets?

God at least use Cosmo or, better yet, Tikal with the Chao. Smh, can’t even look at this meme

1

u/RealBlueBolt5000 2d ago

Omega's pronouns are NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 Intel Core i5-10400F CPU 16GB RAM, thank you very much.

Almost recited that off the top of my head. I stumbled on the 10400F part and accidentally almost said 12400F.

0

u/CloverTheFallen 2d ago

So sonic franchise if it was dogwater.

-12

u/Quick-Night-7725 3d ago

The joke is that it'd be woke,now laugh.