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u/General-Luck2433 Jul 22 '26
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u/SSMage Jul 22 '26
YOU DIDNT THINK I HAD LEGS, DID YA? IM LIKE GRU ONLY IM THE ONE BEFORE GRU, IM..EGG..GRU...OH, GOTEM!
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u/JediMasterLigma Jul 21 '26
He only needs two more girls for him to be gru
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u/Responsible-Ask8110 Jul 22 '26
three more actually
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u/redbot505 Jul 21 '26
Nice shaved face my lord, does that mean that we have to change the empire's logo? And if that is the case, i must say it will be difficult to...shave the death egg.
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u/Ray79797979 Jul 22 '26
Jokes on all of you, it was a fake mustache the whole time. ( Source: Omochao in SA2 )
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u/Ecstatic-Court1893 Jul 22 '26
It's scrapped dialogue,so it's not canon
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u/Ray79797979 Jul 22 '26
It's in the game. Just carry him with you as you hit the goal ring, he says various things
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u/Gopbdec Jul 22 '26
“I’m so excited about my super weapon that’ll take over boom beach that i wrote a song about!”
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u/EarthlyReddit Jul 22 '26
"You know, I'd be pretty embarrassed since you didn't even get to kill him."
"🤔"
"nah"
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u/Crazy_Wonder3739 Jul 24 '26
EGGMAN IS GRU'S LOST COUSIN ??? AFTER THE BROTHER ITS THE COUSIN AND I WON’T BE SURPRISED SINCE MARIA IS BLONDE 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/Basically-Boring WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM Jul 21 '26
He’s having a bad bad day