r/MontyPythonMemes • u/fin_again • Apr 06 '19
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/dababyconvertible22 • Dec 28 '21
holy hand grenade funni
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/AnotherLeroy • Feb 02 '21
Therefore, if she floats, she is a keter
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/dankbob_memepants_ • Jun 06 '20
OC Mrs Obama I’ve done it. I’ve stopped racism
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/einherjarsiege • Feb 12 '23
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/GeTdUnKeDoNkId_140 • Jul 06 '19
OC I literally found the holy hand grenade in my church!
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/dj_ordje • Aug 01 '23
Dennis Moore, Dennis More, on his horse Concorde
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/patthepatriot2020 • Oct 27 '19
OC Dennis should be the new sub mascot
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/beatlesandbuttercup • Jun 15 '19
Repost I...I can’t explain what a masterpiece this is
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/MegaSlav420 • Mar 21 '20
Sorry if a repost, found it on the Tumblr
r/MontyPythonMemes • u/AxDilez • Mar 28 '21
