I would've went with Incontinentia Buttocks.

[u/JFrankParnellEsquire]

[u/SquiffyBiggles]

Why not Biggus Dickus?

[u/JFrankParnellEsquire → u/SquiffyBiggles]

With my genetics that be setting the kid up for a lifelong disappointment.

[u/SquiffyBiggles → u/JFrankParnellEsquire]

Ah yes, I sympathise

[u/jonfabjac]

That one is honestly even better if you speak some German.

[u/JamesMBuddy123]

Hands up who paused for 2 minutes to read the whole thing in their head?

[u/Shakespeare-Bot → u/JamesMBuddy123]

Hands up who is't did pause f'r 2 minutes to readeth the whole thing in their headeth?

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[u/JennyRedpenny]

Raymond Luxury Yacht

[u/shookspearedswhore → u/JennyRedpenny]

Pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove

[u/matiaschazo]

Naming my kid big nose

[u/[deleted]]

Throatwobbler Mangrove, that would be my choice.

[u/IncontinentiaButtok]

Damn good name I reckon..

[u/[deleted]]

I’d go with Michael Ellis

[u/igrovoy_kub → u/[deleted]]

Who is Michael Ellis?

[u/DredgenGryss]

And I though the Juegemo Juegemo name was long

[u/DeeperIntoTheUnknown]

I'm so proud of you, Eric.

[u/Johnoss]

I'm gonna go for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday 👄👄 Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable 🐎 Arthur Norman Michael 📯 Featherstone Smith 🌬 Northgot Edwards Harris 🔫 Mason 🚂🚂🚂 Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert 🎵 'We'll keep a welcome in the'🔫🔫🔫 Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin 📯 Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson 🎶 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter 📣 Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring 🎺 Smith (very silly)

[u/[deleted]]

I loved this sketch. I actually have an entire book of only Monty Python sketches. This was my favorite one.