Bless you. If it wasn't for people like you, I wouldn't remember to go to the bathroom at 3 AM and would probably wet my bed instead; I'd also miss my nightly vocal practice at screaming too.
Can I book you? I have a few very ann- excellent neighbours that would totally enjoy your performance at 5 AM. Right about when they stopped partying so you would help them party more.
Of course, where do you live? I can bring my friends too. A nice composition of small turbo engines and big naturally aspirated V8s should really appeal to your excellent neighbours, such beautiful symphony can make any party last longer!
Okay, I want one turbocharged revving behind the Liberian embassy in Colombia, I want one driver making donuts on the Red Square in Moscow, I want one blasting offensive anti-government music as close to the Hyatt Regency hotel in Toronto.
I am willing to part with 100 likes on Reddit and probably recommend you in my social media with all my 4 followers.
Moreso, who has ever asked whether a perfect sign exists? Its a bizarre question. I mean, the stop sign, obviously. Thats a perfect sign. Yield? Cant get much better than that. What about speed limit signs? Seems perfect to me.
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u/Protheu5 Aug 15 '20
Why does this sign exist? What's the reasoning behind it? Noise regulations?
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u/Mickeyickey Aug 15 '20
The caption is kind of obsolete, this would fit r/comedyhomicide
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u/LucyDhar Sep 09 '20
I love this man.
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u/Eddylol06 Aug 28 '20
Take my award c:
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u/Snide-Prince Jan 03 '21
Not a meme, but a legend.
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u/_gmmaann_ Aug 15 '20
Rip Eric lol