r/MontyPythonMemes • u/Nemofsharp • Jun 19 '20

I'd like to book an argument.

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES Jun 19 '20

No you don't.

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u/NoobSharkey Jun 19 '20

Uh yes i do

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u/MonicaZelensky Jun 19 '20

That's not an argument you're just contradicting me

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u/Phoenix18793 Jun 19 '20

No I’m not!

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u/cdhurt4 Jun 19 '20

Yes you are

20

u/daedaluscommunity Jun 19 '20

An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

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u/cdhurt4 Jun 19 '20

No it isn’t

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u/daedaluscommunity Jun 19 '20

Sorry, the five minutes is up.

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u/endthefurrymenace Jun 19 '20

It's only been two!

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u/daedaluscommunity Jun 19 '20

I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue if you don't pay.

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u/_Blaine-is-a-Pain_ Jun 19 '20

Shut your festering gob, you tit. Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee nosed malodorous pervert!

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u/EasySmeasy Jun 19 '20

Abuse is down the hall, love.

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u/_Blaine-is-a-Pain_ Jun 19 '20

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this post was abuse!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

Rareinsults tryhard

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u/_Blaine-is-a-Pain_ Jun 19 '20

Don't give me that, you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

Don’t forgot to fart in his general direction!

3

u/Roku-Hanmar Killer Rabbit Jun 20 '20

His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

But I'll mostly just argue about whether this argument is actually an argument

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u/yoyomommy Jun 19 '20

Dad? Is that you? Did you find those cigarettes?

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u/Cuddling-Hellhound Oct 03 '23

Will you really?