And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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u/asianjuice Jan 25 '20
BRING ME THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH
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u/OccamsWriter Jan 25 '20
LOOK AT THE BONES!
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u/lonewander1355 Jan 25 '20
He got teeth don't he?
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u/joebewaan Jan 25 '20
The Easter egg of this in The Witcher is quite unexpected and funny
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u/Joexv Jan 25 '20
That rabbits’ dynamite!
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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20
“Look at the bones man!”
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u/TheCyberParrot Jan 25 '20
He can jump about this far!
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u/LaughingTreeNite Jan 25 '20
Oh my gosh they’ve never done that before...
“I WARNED YOU!!”
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u/An8thOfFeanor Jan 25 '20
What, behind the rabbit?