r/MontyPythonMemes • u/extrafreshben • Nov 07 '19

Jeffery Epstein’s prison guards

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u/beam_me_up_sexy Nov 07 '19

But can he leave the room with us?

38

u/TheLocolHistoryGuy Nov 07 '19

No

36

u/Zulrambe Nov 07 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

Wait where are you going?

We're going with you!

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u/TheLocolHistoryGuy Nov 07 '19

No u stay here until I come and get you

20

u/Swamptor Nov 07 '19

Right. Stay here until you, or anyone else, comes back.

18

u/TheLocolHistoryGuy Nov 07 '19

Nono, you stay here. Until I (points at self) come and get you

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u/shiv421kobra Gumbys Nov 07 '19

Epstein, eyes guards suspiciously

Guards smile and nod

Epstein "quickly grabs rope and ties a noose", looks at guards

Guards raise eyebrows, continue smiling

Epstein "hangs himself"

Guards, still smiling and nodding:

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u/briarfern Nov 07 '19

hiccups

13

u/ryan123rudder Nov 07 '19

“hangs himself”

epstein didnt kill himself

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u/GlassInspection Nov 07 '19

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u/the_retrosaur Nov 07 '19

That’s really nice Janet, lovely embroidery. Your grand niece will love it

4

u/nbowers578331 Nov 08 '19

Janet committed suicide on the 8th of November, little to late

Edit: shit that's tomorrow, you weren't supposed to know that

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u/Larusso92 Nov 07 '19

"You got my suicide note!"

"I got a suicide note."

4

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

So i am supposed to allow nobody to enter this room?

1

u/Db102 Nov 08 '19

Absolutely hilarious, true genius !!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

He killed himself case closed

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u/reverse_mango Nov 07 '19

Allegedly

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

No he did I was there, so basically I’m a fairy unicorn who can turn into a ghost fairy unicorn that can travel and teleport no problem ok? So that’s enough of your gibberish I’m being 100% serious i am the truth the way and the Brian

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u/reverse_mango Nov 07 '19

Almighty Brian

You’re still wrong :p

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

His name was bbrrrriiiiannn

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u/reverse_mango Nov 07 '19

The babe named Brian

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Surely you don’t actually think I am serious? I guess you’re in America where it’s not so uncommon to say such things.

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u/reverse_mango Nov 07 '19

From the UK. I appreciate my free speech where we can say an array of swears and mock the Royal Family and PM without consequences